By Stacy - 13/07/2013 04:22 - United States

Today, the guy I like asked me what he should do for the girl he has a crush on. I told him to give her flowers and tell her how he feels. Later that day my doorbell rang, and he stood there holding flowers. He said the magical words, "My car broke down, can you give me a lift?" FML
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How terribly disappointing. I know them feels.

Take the flowers as an exchange for fuel.

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How terribly disappointing. I know them feels.

awww I'm sorry op:(

I hope she gave him a lift - like a real friend.

Sorry OP it sometimes happens to all of us unfortunately

#23 did you forget to read the whole story ? or are you just kind of slow ?

damn u 23 for editing -__-

Get a cut-out of him and make him confess his love for you...LOL.

Then cry and tell the cut-out all of your feelings

Well Stacy, maybe he has a crush on your mom

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I... Don't think you understood the FML

Yeah, I didn't; look at post 11. "I read the fml wrong. I thought he used the car breaking down as an excuse to see OP and give her the flowers. Also, I couldn't reply to my original comment. sorry!"

Definitely didn't see that

Screw giving him a lift. Tell him to take a hike ;)

You know, because somebody liking somebody else really makes them deserve being forced to walk when their car breaks down.

Take the flowers as an exchange for fuel.

A good guy will come around eventually. Until then, sorry about the guy, OP.

Fool Proof Revenge Plan: 1. Find out who the girl was. 2. Talk to her next day about how sweet it was of the boy to give you flowers. 3. Bask in the distrust you've sowed between them. Or just get fucking over it. Obviously he isn't interested in you. Be happy for him and move on.

She was just venting!! I'm sure it was a total fucking let-down to have him show up like she told him and then it not be for her. Shit! Have some compassion asswhole! I'm sure she'll get over it, but it was an FML cause it was a suck moment. Obviously, you have to get over everything and move on- that's life. But, the whole point of FML is to document and vent the suck moments. Speaking of getting over stuff, why don't you get over YOURself??

You're not just part of an ass, you're an ass"whole"

Good grief 33, it's not like he actually knew she liked him. Guys are just oblivious. No need to freak out over a comment =P

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It's more like getting an award and getting punched in the face by the reward itself.

Ahhh, so when I'm feeling heartbroken and distraught, the solution is just to "get fucking over it"?? No way, I never would have thought of that! It's so easy when you put it that way...wish I knew that trick earlier. Thanks 6, you're so clever!

At least she helped him with his crush. Most girls would be like, fuck that.

Only because she was hoping that she was secretly his crush.

She means about the lift

Nowhere is it said she gave him a lift though.

Could've been implied though

It could've been implied. But it wasn't.

For a moment, I thought he was going to ask for your mom, Stacy. :P

Why wouldnt he? She's got it goin' on :D

I read the fml wrong. I thought he used the car breaking down as an excuse to see OP and give her the flowers. Also, I couldn't reply to my original comment. sorry!

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That would be sooooooo cute. Or if it was a last minute excuse and his car didn't really break down. I know a guy like that. ::::)

Cause it's a spider smiley face ::::) no?

Don't worry, if any of these Taylor Swift songs are legit then he'll come around ;)