By Stacy - United States
Today, the guy I like asked me what he should do for the girl he has a crush on. I told him to give her flowers and tell her how he feels. Later that day my doorbell rang, and he stood there holding flowers. He said the magical words, "My car broke down, can you give me a lift?" FML
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By  FindingYujin  |  26

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  FindingYujin  |  26

Yeah, I didn't; look at post 11. "I read the fml wrong. I thought he used the car breaking down as an excuse to see OP and give her the flowers. Also, I couldn't reply to my original comment. sorry!"

By  Catahoulaqueen_fml  |  17

Screw giving him a lift. Tell him to take a hike ;)

By  barricadebabe  |  15

Fool Proof Revenge Plan:
1. Find out who the girl was.
2. Talk to her next day about how sweet it was of the boy to give you flowers.
3. Bask in the distrust you've sowed between them.

Or just get fucking over it. Obviously he isn't interested in you. Be happy for him and move on.

  angeluv_2014  |  22

She was just venting!! I'm sure it was a total fucking let-down to have him show up like she told him and then it not be for her. Shit! Have some compassion asswhole! I'm sure she'll get over it, but it was an FML cause it was a suck moment. Obviously, you have to get over everything and move on- that's life. But, the whole point of FML is to document and vent the suck moments. Speaking of getting over stuff, why don't you get over YOURself??

  Link5794  |  18

It's more like getting an award and getting punched in the face by the reward itself.

  roadie42  |  21

Ahhh, so when I'm feeling heartbroken and distraught, the solution is just to "get fucking over it"?? No way, I never would have thought of that! It's so easy when you put it that way...wish I knew that trick earlier. Thanks 6, you're so clever!

  threer  |  30

That would be sooooooo cute. Or if it was a last minute excuse and his car didn't really break down. I know a guy like that. ::::)