By Anonymous - 30/10/2010 05:07 - New Zealand

Today, my daughter came up to me crying. When I asked her what was wrong, she told me that she had a fight with her imaginary boyfriend. She's 16. I raised this child. FML
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perdix 29

Tell her that her imaginary brother punched her imaginary boyfriend in the nuts for being such a dick to her, and that he is ready to apologize to her, even though he is not able to give her imaginary make-up sex until the swelling in his imaginary testicles goes down. It's good to have an imaginary brother who'll fight for her -- it might protect her virtuaginity.

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spikey818 9

tell her to imagine a better boyfriend

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Beebow_fml 5

Probably your fault

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cole86 0

that us actually VERY sad

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iTaylor 0

ummm is something wrong with her?

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tweetbaby14 18

OP this is why you don't drink when you're pregnant... or do drugs.

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seanders 10

Yea only drink if it's enough to kill it. No point in only getting the job half done.

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klutzycleo 5

Parenting. You're doing it wrong...

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WTSchool 0

Are you sure the boyfriend's imaginary?

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ahti546 11

maybe she's schizophrenic?..

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Zambaku 9

At least they don't have loud imaginary sex in your room :3

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22cute 17

Helloooo? Maybe he's real?!

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sheehan35 2

woww.... get her some friends

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crashtest1205 0

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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wlfmanjack 5

And then she will post that experience on fmylife

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extremenoodles 0

Did she actually say 'imaginary'? Maybe you just don't believe your little girl could grow up and so on. Then you realise it was all a dream....

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Phustercluck 11

...I used to read word-up magazine. Salt'n'Pepa and Heavy D up in the limousine.

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ThePaperDragon 31

hangin' pictures on my wall, every Saturday rap a track mr. Magic..

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SilentScreamer 12

Giggity(:

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spikey818 9

tell her to imagine a better boyfriend

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kay133 0

ha nice

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yutsnme 0

that's funny!!

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doglover100 28

Hopefully they didn't have imaginary sex.

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perdix 29

Tell her that her imaginary brother punched her imaginary boyfriend in the nuts for being such a dick to her, and that he is ready to apologize to her, even though he is not able to give her imaginary make-up sex until the swelling in his imaginary testicles goes down. It's good to have an imaginary brother who'll fight for her -- it might protect her virtuaginity.

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ladycoyote107 0

This is a win of epic proportions.

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whoa_is_failz 6

epic. just. plain. epic.

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baconhawkman 0

win. that is all

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darkmis1 17

Haha ily perdix!

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perdix 29

darkmis1, Garsh *blush* ;)

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that1guyyy 12

triedtoohatd/10

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JacindasaurXD 0

haha baconhawk--->des&nate

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Brandi_Faith 33

Not only is this an amazing win, but you did it so tactfully in order to help this, obviously psychologically unstable child! Well done my friend, well done!!

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ladycoyote107 0

This is a win of epic proportions.

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valerieann90 0

lol! yes!!

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aminel 0

*nods

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duckiesrevenges 0

you must suck as a parent or she must be very ugly that she has to imagine a boyfriend at 16

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billyme 4

No offense, but chances were she was being sarcastic...

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missmurderx 8

Very true. I do stupid things like that all the time, to simply freak my family out. ... I'm a bad child.

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ginious 0

even if it was a joke, in dont think sarcasm quite fits here as a description.

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saywhaaat_01 0

HAHAHAHA that's hilarious

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duan 2

wow ur beautiful

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Xavi89 0

that's not her....

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JamesTheGiraffe 5

OhMyGod, your picture is awesome, I love Steve-O and Jackass is the best! Just sayin'.

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lalo805 0

Ur 40 yeah right

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elmorous 0

avoid therapy, they'll only talk about you

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