By Anonymous - 30/10/2010 05:07 - New Zealand

Today, my daughter came up to me crying. When I asked her what was wrong, she told me that she had a fight with her imaginary boyfriend. She's 16. I raised this child. FML
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perdix 29

Tell her that her imaginary brother punched her imaginary boyfriend in the nuts for being such a dick to her, and that he is ready to apologize to her, even though he is not able to give her imaginary make-up sex until the swelling in his imaginary testicles goes down. It's good to have an imaginary brother who'll fight for her -- it might protect her virtuaginity.

spikey818 9

tell her to imagine a better boyfriend

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Beebow_fml 5

Probably your fault

that us actually VERY sad

iTaylor 0

ummm is something wrong with her?

tweetbaby14 18

OP this is why you don't drink when you're pregnant... or do drugs.

Yea only drink if it's enough to kill it. No point in only getting the job half done.

Parenting. You're doing it wrong...

WTSchool 0

Are you sure the boyfriend's imaginary?

maybe she's schizophrenic?..

Zambaku 9

At least they don't have loud imaginary sex in your room :3

22cute 17

Helloooo? Maybe he's real?!

woww.... get her some friends

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And then she will post that experience on fmylife

Did she actually say 'imaginary'? Maybe you just don't believe your little girl could grow up and so on. Then you realise it was all a dream....

Phustercluck 11

...I used to read word-up magazine. Salt'n'Pepa and Heavy D up in the limousine.

hangin' pictures on my wall, every Saturday rap a track mr. Magic..

SilentScreamer 12

Giggity(:

spikey818 9

tell her to imagine a better boyfriend

kay133 0

ha nice

yutsnme 0

that's funny!!

doglover100 28

Hopefully they didn't have imaginary sex.

perdix 29

Tell her that her imaginary brother punched her imaginary boyfriend in the nuts for being such a dick to her, and that he is ready to apologize to her, even though he is not able to give her imaginary make-up sex until the swelling in his imaginary testicles goes down. It's good to have an imaginary brother who'll fight for her -- it might protect her virtuaginity.

This is a win of epic proportions.

epic. just. plain. epic.

win. that is all

Haha ily perdix!

perdix 29

darkmis1, Garsh *blush* ;)

triedtoohatd/10

JacindasaurXD 0

haha baconhawk--->des&nate

Not only is this an amazing win, but you did it so tactfully in order to help this, obviously psychologically unstable child! Well done my friend, well done!!

This is a win of epic proportions.

valerieann90 0

lol! yes!!

aminel 0

*nods

you must suck as a parent or she must be very ugly that she has to imagine a boyfriend at 16

No offense, but chances were she was being sarcastic...

missmurderx 8

Very true. I do stupid things like that all the time, to simply freak my family out. ... I'm a bad child.

even if it was a joke, in dont think sarcasm quite fits here as a description.

HAHAHAHA that's hilarious

duan 2

wow ur beautiful

Xavi89 0

that's not her....

OhMyGod, your picture is awesome, I love Steve-O and Jackass is the best! Just sayin'.

lalo805 0

Ur 40 yeah right

avoid therapy, they'll only talk about you