Today, my daughter came up to me crying. When I asked her what was wrong, she told me that she had a fight with her imaginary boyfriend. She's 16. I raised this child. FML
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Beebow_fml
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Probably your fault
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cole86
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that us actually VERY sad
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iTaylor
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ummm is something wrong with her?
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tweetbaby14
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OP this is why you don't drink when you're pregnant... or do drugs.
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seanders
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Yea only drink if it's enough to kill it. No point in only getting the job half done.
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klutzycleo
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Parenting.
You're doing it wrong...
You're doing it wrong...
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WTSchool
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Are you sure the boyfriend's imaginary?
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ahti546
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maybe she's schizophrenic?..
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Zambaku
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At least they don't have loud imaginary sex in your room :3
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jazyyy16
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wow..
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22cute
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Helloooo? Maybe he's real?!
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sheehan35
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woww.... get her some friends
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crashtest1205
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wlfmanjack
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And then she will post that experience on fmylife
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extremenoodles
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Did she actually say 'imaginary'? Maybe you just don't believe your little girl could grow up and so on. Then you realise it was all a dream....
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Phustercluck
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...I used to read word-up magazine. Salt'n'Pepa and Heavy D up in the limousine.
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ThePaperDragon
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hangin' pictures on my wall, every Saturday rap a track mr. Magic..
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SilentScreamer
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Giggity(:
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BigZadii
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goo
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coolcat234
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weird!
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spikey818
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tell her to imagine a better boyfriend
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kay133
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ha nice
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yutsnme
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that's funny!!
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doglover100
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Hopefully they didn't have imaginary sex.
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perdix
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Tell her that her imaginary brother punched her imaginary boyfriend in the nuts for being such a dick to her, and that he is ready to apologize to her, even though he is not able to give her imaginary make-up sex until the swelling in his imaginary testicles goes down.
It's good to have an imaginary brother who'll fight for her -- it might protect her virtuaginity.
It's good to have an imaginary brother who'll fight for her -- it might protect her virtuaginity.
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MLK12345
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WIN
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oh lol
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ladycoyote107
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This is a win of epic proportions.
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whoa_is_failz
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epic. just. plain. epic.
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baconhawkman
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win. that is all
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darkmis1
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Haha ily perdix!
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perdix
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darkmis1,
Garsh *blush* ;)
Garsh *blush* ;)
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that1guyyy
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triedtoohatd/10
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darkmis1
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;-)
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JacindasaurXD
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haha baconhawk--->des&nate
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Brandi_Faith
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Not only is this an amazing win, but you did it so tactfully in order to help this, obviously psychologically unstable child! Well done my friend, well done!!
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ladycoyote107
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This is a win of epic proportions.
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valerieann90
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lol! yes!!
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aminel
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*nods
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duckiesrevenges
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you must suck as a parent or she must be very ugly that she has to imagine a boyfriend at 16
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DeadPixel4
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Jackass
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billyme
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No offense, but chances were she was being sarcastic...
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missmurderx
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Very true.
I do stupid things like that all the time, to simply freak my family out.
... I'm a bad child.
I do stupid things like that all the time, to simply freak my family out.
... I'm a bad child.
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ginious
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even if it was a joke, in dont think sarcasm quite fits here as a description.
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saywhaaat_01
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HAHAHAHA that's hilarious
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duan
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wow ur beautiful
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Xavi89
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that's not her....
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JamesTheGiraffe
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OhMyGod, your picture is awesome, I love Steve-O and Jackass is the best! Just sayin'.
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lalo805
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Ur 40 yeah right
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elmorous
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avoid therapy, they'll only talk about you
It's good to have an imaginary brother who'll fight for her -- it might protect her virtuaginity.