By Anonymous - 30/10/2010 05:07 - New Zealand
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that us actually VERY sad
Yea only drink if it's enough to kill it. No point in only getting the job half done.
Parenting. You're doing it wrong...
maybe she's schizophrenic?..
wow..
woww.... get her some friends
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Show it anywayAnd then she will post that experience on fmylife
Did she actually say 'imaginary'? Maybe you just don't believe your little girl could grow up and so on. Then you realise it was all a dream....
...I used to read word-up magazine. Salt'n'Pepa and Heavy D up in the limousine.
hangin' pictures on my wall, every Saturday rap a track mr. Magic..
weird!
Tell her that her imaginary brother punched her imaginary boyfriend in the nuts for being such a dick to her, and that he is ready to apologize to her, even though he is not able to give her imaginary make-up sex until the swelling in his imaginary testicles goes down. It's good to have an imaginary brother who'll fight for her -- it might protect her virtuaginity.
WIN
This is a win of epic proportions.
epic. just. plain. epic.
win. that is all
Haha ily perdix!
triedtoohatd/10
;-)
Not only is this an amazing win, but you did it so tactfully in order to help this, obviously psychologically unstable child! Well done my friend, well done!!
This is a win of epic proportions.
you must suck as a parent or she must be very ugly that she has to imagine a boyfriend at 16
Jackass
No offense, but chances were she was being sarcastic...
even if it was a joke, in dont think sarcasm quite fits here as a description.
HAHAHAHA that's hilarious
OhMyGod, your picture is awesome, I love Steve-O and Jackass is the best! Just sayin'.
avoid therapy, they'll only talk about you
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Tell her that her imaginary brother punched her imaginary boyfriend in the nuts for being such a dick to her, and that he is ready to apologize to her, even though he is not able to give her imaginary make-up sex until the swelling in his imaginary testicles goes down. It's good to have an imaginary brother who'll fight for her -- it might protect her virtuaginity.
tell her to imagine a better boyfriend