Cats and Health: Today, I tried to go to the gym, but I ended up watching cat...

By latino14 - 15/06/2012 11:27 - United States - Annapolis

Today, I tried to go to the gym, but I ended up watching cat videos on YouTube for three hours. FML

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TheFamilyElf 17

Friday 15 June 2012 15:24

You're not alone. The cats of YouTube have distracted us all at some point.

gingermass437 7

Friday 15 June 2012 15:24

"Ready to go to the gym?" "Not meow."

Comments

Arekushisu 8

Friday 15 June 2012 15:36

Sounds like you didn't try much at all. :/

HighGTurn 12

Friday 15 June 2012 15:37

3 hours?!?!

Raori 23

Friday 15 June 2012 15:38

Is this code for ****?

realportlandian 2

Friday 15 June 2012 18:04

So cat (cookie) videos?

nevershoutkendal_fml 10

Friday 15 June 2012 18:21

Pussy videos.

22cute 17

Saturday 16 June 2012 8:54

No, funny things cats do captured on video clips! They're so cute and addictive!

Lizzle_Kitten 1

Friday 15 June 2012 15:39

I so have done this!

ManInTheMachine 19

Friday 15 June 2012 15:41

Noor! I didn't know you were a fitness guru! Have you been taking pointers from perdix, or have you been doing a lot of 'reps' in your free time? ;)

smydiwannafthata 5

Friday 15 June 2012 15:42

Did you mean another word for cat? I do that all the time.

perdix 29

Friday 15 June 2012 15:43

Get your fat ass on an elliptical and watch cat videos as you sweat off the chips and shakes. Best of both worlds.

zandalee 19

Saturday 16 June 2012 4:32

Ooh I just looked up this Elliptical you speak of! Looks wicked. Can't go past the new treadmills though. Stairway to heavenly pussy galore...

DrugFreeYouth 3

Sunday 17 June 2012 3:57

Great advice! Thanks. :)

tennisrapper1 14

Friday 15 June 2012 15:48

Nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan...

BossFML1996 1

Friday 15 June 2012 15:48

I watched the 100 hour Nyan cat video and let me tell you it's worth it do not be shamed!

Rowdey 10

Friday 15 June 2012 19:06

In which way was that "worth it"?

im_smart 0

Friday 15 June 2012 15:49

Really? Cat videos?

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