Cats and Health: Today, I tried to go to the gym, but I ended up watching cat...

By latino14 - 15/06/2012 11:27 - United States - Annapolis

Today, I tried to go to the gym, but I ended up watching cat videos on YouTube for three hours. FML

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By NevertheKool - 07/05/2015 21:43 - United States - Union City

Today, I had a plan. I was going to get up early, eat a well balanced breakfast, put on my workout clothes and enjoy this beautiful day with a fulfilling jog. Instead, I put on my workout clothes, spent hours on social media, ate a pizza, and ended up falling asleep on my couch. FML

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By Bece420 - 11/02/2019 12:00 - United States - Zanesville

Today, I decided to try a 7-minute exercise video to start working out and get in shape. I couldn’t make it though the video. FML

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By desigymrat - 25/12/2010 05:29 - France

Today, I was working out at the gym. A very attractive girl was watching me work out, so feeling like a stud, I tried to lift a really heavy weight. I failed, got trapped, and watched helplessly as she walked away laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/01/2015 16:34 - Ireland

Today, after the longest time, I went to the gym. I ran and ran and ran on the treadmill for an eternity, beating myself up for getting so overweight. Then I tripped and fell off, sweating and sobbing for being so useless. When I looked up, I saw I'd been on the machine for barely 2 minutes. FML

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By SnapeIsGood - 08/11/2016 09:44 - Germany - Kornwestheim

Today, I hit the gym. With my car. FML

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Take it easy

By Endrit Begolli - 27/06/2023 00:02 - Albania

Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. I was so out of shape that I couldn't even finish my warm-up. FML

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Paws for thought

By Anonymous - 27/08/2023 06:00 - Germany

Today, I was trying to exercise while having to keep my cat inside. Turns out it’s impossible to do pull-ups when a cute kitty is sitting on top of the ledge you’re holding on to, thinking you’re playing peekaboo and trying to slap your silly face. FML

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Thanks little buddy

By crushed - 10/03/2021 14:00

Today, I was in the middle of my workout when my cat meowed so loudly, it startled me into dropping a 50-pound weight onto my foot. FML

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I have no idea what I'm doing

By Anonymous - 25/02/2023 10:00

Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months and couldn't figure out how to use any of the equipment. FML

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Life is life

By Anonymous - 08/03/2023 00:00 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I spent all day watching sad cat adoption/rescue videos on Instagram and now I'm bummed out thinking about how mine are going to die within my lifetime. FML

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You deserved it 561

TheFamilyElf 17

Friday 15 June 2012 15:24

You're not alone. The cats of YouTube have distracted us all at some point.

gingermass437 7

Friday 15 June 2012 15:24

"Ready to go to the gym?" "Not meow."

Comments

Michele2luv 8

Friday 15 June 2012 18:17

I don't see how this is an FML . . . lol sounds like it was a good time :D Then again I find any reason not to go to the gym and I love cats . . .

AlexBblah 10

Friday 15 June 2012 18:20

Those damn cat videos!!

loooveit 4

Friday 15 June 2012 18:24

U could watch YouTube while walking on treadmill, that's what I do.

Kyleaque 4

Friday 15 June 2012 18:26

**** shit. Cats>people

HFE10 2

Friday 15 June 2012 18:27

I do that all the time, but not with cat videos

matt_c19 3

Friday 15 June 2012 18:42

just go to the gym

rubyliu8420 7

Friday 15 June 2012 19:19

Nice effort. You'll be in shape in no time.

happylife628 0

Friday 15 June 2012 19:19

then you didn't try.

noisebox 1

Friday 15 June 2012 19:23

Pussy lover!

lincolnkite 6

Friday 15 June 2012 19:34

Haha Eharmony cat lady is the best.

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