Today, I tried to be productive and got dressed in real clothes instead of sweatpants. I spent the next four hours on the couch binge-watching Netflix and pretending I had plans. FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, I had a plan. I was going to get up early, eat a well balanced breakfast, put on my workout clothes and enjoy this beautiful day with a fulfilling jog. Instead, I put on my workout clothes, spent hours on social media, ate a pizza, and ended up falling asleep on my couch. FML
Today, I tried to be a responsible adult and went to bed early. I woke up at 3 a.m. and couldn't fall back asleep, so I binge-watched a whole season of a show on Netflix. It was a terrible fucking show as well. FML
Today, I binge-watched an entire season of a TV show in one sitting and now I'm not sure what day it is. FML
Today, in an effort to actually be productive for once, I decided to clean out my closet. However, I ended up getting distracted by old photos, started crying over past relationships and dead pets, and didn't end up getting anything done whatsoever. FML
Today, I was trying to be extra productive and washed all my clothes at once, including my bedding. I hung everything to dry and only realized too late that I had no dry sheets to sleep in. I ended up sleeping on a bare mattress, wrapped in a bath towel, like some kind of sad burrito. FML
Today, I showed up to a meeting without my pants and had to pretend it was part of my outfit. FML
Today, I got home, stripped down to my underwear, and laid on the couch. The cat came up, then started meowing loudly at me and bit my sides and legs until I put on sweats and a t-shirt. I now have a cat-enforced dress code. FML
Today, after making fun of my dad for years because he falls asleep in front of the TV every night by 9:30, I sat down “just for a minute” after work and woke up at 2 a.m. fully dressed, lights on, with Netflix asking if I was still watching, and a half-eaten wrap stuck to my chest. FML
Today, I tried to go to the gym, but I ended up watching cat videos on YouTube for three hours. FML
Today, and like most days, I spend my day pretending to be happy just so other people won’t suspect anything, then as soon as I get home I just collapse on the sofa miserable, and eventually fall asleep only to wake up the next day to do it all over again. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 39
If you took a nap after your binge this is even less of an FML that it already was. It's good for your health, both physical and mental, to have a lazy day. A lazy year is a bit of an issue, however.
poopface82 25
You…might want to see a therapist. There’s probably some mental health issues you need to address. I say that because I’ve been there.
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BurnInDemonFire 39
If you took a nap after your binge this is even less of an FML that it already was. It's good for your health, both physical and mental, to have a lazy day. A lazy year is a bit of an issue, however.
poopface82 25
You…might want to see a therapist. There’s probably some mental health issues you need to address. I say that because I’ve been there.