Criminal minds at their best

By loz4151336 - 03/03/2020 12:06

Today, my friends wanted to try to dine and dash at a McDonald's. I had to explain why that wouldn't work. FML
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TomeDr 24

So... you hang out with these people so you can be the smart one of the group?

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spinspinsugar 12
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how old are you guys, like 12?

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RichardPencil 30
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Uh, is it because consuming what McDonald's sells isn't really "dining?" Uh,...khakis?

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TomeDr 24

Because you have to pay BEFORE you eat.

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RichardPencil 30
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I know that. I was being facetious.

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galvinizd 7

You can't dine and dash at McDonalds... you literally have to pay for your meal upfront...

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RichardPencil 30
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Why did you use literally? What is figuratively paying for something? You may not be able to dine and literally dash at McDonald's, but you can always get the runs.

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TomeDr 24

So... you hang out with these people so you can be the smart one of the group?

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distortedcognition 17
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You need smarter friends... or a more refined palate

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spinspinsugar 12
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how old are you guys, like 12?

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WistayShlaio82 13

Are your friends like Richie rich, they’ve never seen anything under 5 stars?

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jbuckets_404 38
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What does this even mean??? (Yeah, I grew up reading "Richie Rich" comic books back in the '70's, so I know who he is. What does that have to do with a 5-star review? And yeah, I know that you can't dash-n-dine at fast-food places.)

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WistayShlaio82 13

Not 5 star review, 5 star rating. Back in the day when yelp didn’t exist we relied on critics to tell us where to eat, sleep, and what to watch. So since you used to read those comics back in the 70’s you also know a critic report in the newspaper made or break a place. Like in Rattatoui.

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jbuckets_404 38
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Sounds like you ain't hanging with a bunch of brain surgeons there, are ya?

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