Cats and Health: Today, I tried to go to the gym, but I ended up watching cat...

By latino14 - 15/06/2012 11:27 - United States - Annapolis

Today, I tried to go to the gym, but I ended up watching cat videos on YouTube for three hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/01/2015 16:34 - Ireland

Today, after the longest time, I went to the gym. I ran and ran and ran on the treadmill for an eternity, beating myself up for getting so overweight. Then I tripped and fell off, sweating and sobbing for being so useless. When I looked up, I saw I'd been on the machine for barely 2 minutes. FML

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By SnapeIsGood - 08/11/2016 09:44 - Germany - Kornwestheim

Today, I hit the gym. With my car. FML

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By Endrit Begolli - 27/06/2023 00:02 - Albania

Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. I was so out of shape that I couldn't even finish my warm-up. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2023 06:00 - Germany

Today, I was trying to exercise while having to keep my cat inside. Turns out it’s impossible to do pull-ups when a cute kitty is sitting on top of the ledge you’re holding on to, thinking you’re playing peekaboo and trying to slap your silly face. FML

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By crushed - 10/03/2021 14:00

Today, I was in the middle of my workout when my cat meowed so loudly, it startled me into dropping a 50-pound weight onto my foot. FML

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I have no idea what I'm doing

By Anonymous - 25/02/2023 10:00

Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months and couldn't figure out how to use any of the equipment. FML

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Life is life

By Anonymous - 08/03/2023 00:00 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I spent all day watching sad cat adoption/rescue videos on Instagram and now I'm bummed out thinking about how mine are going to die within my lifetime. FML

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TheFamilyElf 17

Friday 15 June 2012 15:24

You're not alone. The cats of YouTube have distracted us all at some point.

gingermass437 7

Friday 15 June 2012 15:24

"Ready to go to the gym?" "Not meow."

Comments

banan001 6

Saturday 16 June 2012 11:16

Cat videos? lol what kinda vids lol

LuckyLynx7732 5

Saturday 16 June 2012 13:56

How can you lose 3 HOURS watching cat videos? When were cats ever that interesting?

rogerover 19

Saturday 16 June 2012 13:57

There is no TRY. Even Nike knows that.

lexxiii 17

Saturday 16 June 2012 15:19

RESIST THE URGE!

brandonjd25 3

Saturday 16 June 2012 16:40

Congrats. Ur a loser. And now the whole world knows it. Instead of just those ppl who actually are unfortunate enough to know you...

seafoam11 8

Saturday 16 June 2012 17:32

You sound like the average Redditor.

CrazyCountryGirl 5

Saturday 16 June 2012 18:51

Does anybody else find the VERY disturbing?

steph97v05 11

Sunday 17 June 2012 1:42

Why exactly were you watching cat videos?

twilightluvr101 4

Sunday 17 June 2012 6:12

Dont u hate when that happens lol

make_me_smile 4

Sunday 17 June 2012 6:31

Story of my life!

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