By SnapeIsGood - 08/11/2016 09:44 - Germany - Kornwestheim
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And now I'm imagining somebody slowly pulling into a parking spot, feeling a dull thud as their car comes to an unexpected stop, and thinking: "Oh, fuck, I just hit the gym! My car—wait, 'hit the gym'?! Haha, I hit the gym… with my car! This is gold! What's the name of that app again? Fuck My Day?"
Obnoxious addendum: Then an employee runs out, yelling at the OP: "Sir, you just hit the gy—Ahahaha, oh my god! You just /hit the gym/! Have you submitted that to FML?" OP responds: "Not yet. I was trying to *giggles* remember the name of the app." Employee: "It's FML, the app form of the English version of the original French site. The programmers must've been lazy because if you hold the 'Copy the FML' button to 'Share' a specific FML, it still gives you a message in French. 'Copier la VDM' or something." OP: "Weird. Okay, this exchange seems to be getting increasingly irrelevant with each response."
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And now I'm imagining somebody slowly pulling into a parking spot, feeling a dull thud as their car comes to an unexpected stop, and thinking: "Oh, fuck, I just hit the gym! My car—wait, 'hit the gym'?! Haha, I hit the gym… with my car! This is gold! What's the name of that app again? Fuck My Day?"
I love how this is in the Health category.