I love how this is in the Health category.

Now that must be what is called a muscle car.

my vote really depends on what caused the crash...

Or just based on the fact that he "hit the gym. With his car."

Yeah, we have no way of knowing if it was OP's stupidity, bad luck, or the actions of a 3rd party that cause it.

It's the pre-workout. It's ALWAYS the pre-workout.

Win!!!!!

damn it bumblebee this isnt the way

Pumping brakes, pumping iron. Meh. Same thing.

At least you can say you been to the gym lately

And now I'm imagining somebody slowly pulling into a parking spot, feeling a dull thud as their car comes to an unexpected stop, and thinking:

"Oh, fuck, I just hit the gym! My car—wait, 'hit the gym'?! Haha, I hit the gym… with my car! This is gold! What's the name of that app again? Fuck My Day?"

Obnoxious addendum: Then an employee runs out, yelling at the OP: "Sir, you just hit the gy—Ahahaha, oh my god! You just /hit the gym/! Have you submitted that to FML?"

OP responds: "Not yet. I was trying to *giggles* remember the name of the app."

Employee: "It's FML, the app form of the English version of the original French site. The programmers must've been lazy because if you hold the 'Copy the FML' button to 'Share' a specific FML, it still gives you a message in French. 'Copier la VDM' or something."

OP: "Weird. Okay, this exchange seems to be getting increasingly irrelevant with each response."

hahahahahaha... you cracked me up

That's not how you get a muscle car.