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my vote really depends on what caused the crash...
Yeah, we have no way of knowing if it was OP's stupidity, bad luck, or the actions of a 3rd party that cause it.
It's the pre-workout. It's ALWAYS the pre-workout.
Win!!!!!
At least you can say you been to the gym lately
And now I'm imagining somebody slowly pulling into a parking spot, feeling a dull thud as their car comes to an unexpected stop, and thinking: "Oh, ****, I just hit the gym! My car—wait, 'hit the gym'?! Haha, I hit the gym… with my car! This is gold! What's the name of that app again? **** My Day?"
Obnoxious addendum: Then an employee runs out, yelling at the OP: "Sir, you just hit the gy—Ahahaha, oh my god! You just /hit the gym/! Have you submitted that to FML?" OP responds: "Not yet. I was trying to *giggles* remember the name of the app." Employee: "It's FML, the app form of the English version of the original French site. The programmers must've been lazy because if you hold the 'Copy the FML' button to 'Share' a specific FML, it still gives you a message in French. 'Copier la VDM' or something." OP: "Weird. Okay, this exchange seems to be getting increasingly irrelevant with each response."
hahahahahaha... you cracked me up
Give me two more! Like you mean it! All you, all you!
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And now I'm imagining somebody slowly pulling into a parking spot, feeling a dull thud as their car comes to an unexpected stop, and thinking: "Oh, ****, I just hit the gym! My car—wait, 'hit the gym'?! Haha, I hit the gym… with my car! This is gold! What's the name of that app again? **** My Day?"
I love how this is in the Health category.