By SnapeIsGood - 08/11/2016 09:44 - Germany - Kornwestheim

Today, I hit the gym. With my car. FML
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Tripartita 44

And now I'm imagining somebody slowly pulling into a parking spot, feeling a dull thud as their car comes to an unexpected stop, and thinking: "Oh, ****, I just hit the gym! My car—wait, 'hit the gym'?! Haha, I hit the gym… with my car! This is gold! What's the name of that app again? **** My Day?"

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Bonngoo 34

I love how this is in the Health category.

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Bonngoo 34

I love how this is in the Health category.

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Kurliez408 32

my vote really depends on what caused the crash...

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Alfo_fml 12

Or just based on the fact that he "hit the gym. With his car."

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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Yeah, we have no way of knowing if it was OP's stupidity, bad luck, or the actions of a 3rd party that cause it.

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TheNewGuy03 28

It's the pre-workout. It's ALWAYS the pre-workout.

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Dodge4x4Ram 46

damn it bumblebee this isnt the way

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FalloutScrolls 25

Pumping brakes, pumping iron. Meh. Same thing.

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masschris 17

At least you can say you been to the gym lately

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Tripartita 44

And now I'm imagining somebody slowly pulling into a parking spot, feeling a dull thud as their car comes to an unexpected stop, and thinking: "Oh, ****, I just hit the gym! My car—wait, 'hit the gym'?! Haha, I hit the gym… with my car! This is gold! What's the name of that app again? **** My Day?"

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Tripartita 44

Obnoxious addendum: Then an employee runs out, yelling at the OP: "Sir, you just hit the gy—Ahahaha, oh my god! You just /hit the gym/! Have you submitted that to FML?" OP responds: "Not yet. I was trying to *giggles* remember the name of the app." Employee: "It's FML, the app form of the English version of the original French site. The programmers must've been lazy because if you hold the 'Copy the FML' button to 'Share' a specific FML, it still gives you a message in French. 'Copier la VDM' or something." OP: "Weird. Okay, this exchange seems to be getting increasingly irrelevant with each response."

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Dranwyn 5

That's not how you get a muscle car.

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RichardPencil 30

Give me two more! Like you mean it! All you, all you!

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