Today, I hit the gym. With my car. FML
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Bonngoo
| 34
I love how this is in the Health category.
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StormfrontX33_fml
| 24
Now that must be what is called a muscle car.
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Kurliez408
| 32
my vote really depends on what caused the crash...
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Alfo_fml
| 12
Or just based on the fact that he "hit the gym. With his car."
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Earl_KarmasBitch
| 28
Yeah, we have no way of knowing if it was OP's stupidity, bad luck, or the actions of a 3rd party that cause it.
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TheNewGuy03
| 28
It's the pre-workout. It's ALWAYS the pre-workout.
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OhPuhleeze
| 23
Win!!!!!
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Dodge4x4Ram
| 46
damn it bumblebee this isnt the way
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FalloutScrolls
| 25
Pumping brakes, pumping iron. Meh. Same thing.
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masschris
| 17
At least you can say you been to the gym lately
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Tripartita
| 44
And now I'm imagining somebody slowly pulling into a parking spot, feeling a dull thud as their car comes to an unexpected stop, and thinking:
"Oh, fuck, I just hit the gym! My car—wait, 'hit the gym'?! Haha, I hit the gym… with my car! This is gold! What's the name of that app again? Fuck My Day?"
"Oh, fuck, I just hit the gym! My car—wait, 'hit the gym'?! Haha, I hit the gym… with my car! This is gold! What's the name of that app again? Fuck My Day?"
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Tripartita
| 44
Obnoxious addendum: Then an employee runs out, yelling at the OP: "Sir, you just hit the gy—Ahahaha, oh my god! You just /hit the gym/! Have you submitted that to FML?"
OP responds: "Not yet. I was trying to *giggles* remember the name of the app."
Employee: "It's FML, the app form of the English version of the original French site. The programmers must've been lazy because if you hold the 'Copy the FML' button to 'Share' a specific FML, it still gives you a message in French. 'Copier la VDM' or something."
OP: "Weird. Okay, this exchange seems to be getting increasingly irrelevant with each response."
OP responds: "Not yet. I was trying to *giggles* remember the name of the app."
Employee: "It's FML, the app form of the English version of the original French site. The programmers must've been lazy because if you hold the 'Copy the FML' button to 'Share' a specific FML, it still gives you a message in French. 'Copier la VDM' or something."
OP: "Weird. Okay, this exchange seems to be getting increasingly irrelevant with each response."
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kakabalo
| 17
hahahahahaha... you cracked me up
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Dranwyn
| 5
That's not how you get a muscle car.
"Oh, fuck, I just hit the gym! My car—wait, 'hit the gym'?! Haha, I hit the gym… with my car! This is gold! What's the name of that app again? Fuck My Day?"