Cats and Health: Today, I tried to go to the gym, but I ended up watching cat... - FML

By latino14 - 15/06/2012 11:27 - United States - Annapolis

Today, I tried to go to the gym, but I ended up watching cat videos on YouTube for three hours. FML

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Today, I was working out at the gym. A very attractive girl was watching me work out, so feeling like a stud, I tried to lift a really heavy weight. I failed, got trapped, and watched helplessly as she walked away laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/01/2015 16:34 - Ireland

Today, after the longest time, I went to the gym. I ran and ran and ran on the treadmill for an eternity, beating myself up for getting so overweight. Then I tripped and fell off, sweating and sobbing for being so useless. When I looked up, I saw I'd been on the machine for barely 2 minutes. FML

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By SnapeIsGood - 08/11/2016 09:44 - Germany - Kornwestheim

Today, I hit the gym. With my car. FML

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By Endrit Begolli - 27/06/2023 00:02 - Albania

Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. I was so out of shape that I couldn't even finish my warm-up. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2023 06:00 - Germany

Today, I was trying to exercise while having to keep my cat inside. Turns out it’s impossible to do pull-ups when a cute kitty is sitting on top of the ledge you’re holding on to, thinking you’re playing peekaboo and trying to slap your silly face. FML

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By crushed - 10/03/2021 14:00

Today, I was in the middle of my workout when my cat meowed so loudly, it startled me into dropping a 50-pound weight onto my foot. FML

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I have no idea what I'm doing

By Anonymous - 25/02/2023 10:00

Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months and couldn't figure out how to use any of the equipment. FML

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Life is life

By Anonymous - 08/03/2023 00:00 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I spent all day watching sad cat adoption/rescue videos on Instagram and now I'm bummed out thinking about how mine are going to die within my lifetime. FML

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Top comments

TheFamilyElf 17

Friday 15 June 2012 15:24

You're not alone. The cats of YouTube have distracted us all at some point.

gingermass437 7

Friday 15 June 2012 15:24

"Ready to go to the gym?" "Not meow."

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sambudd14 2

Friday 15 June 2012 16:50

It's ferrets with me..

mariah_victoria 0

Friday 15 June 2012 17:26

I WANT YOUR DOG.

broadysgirl 0

Friday 15 June 2012 17:29

No, you thought about going to work out. "Trying" implies some amount of effort was put out on your part.

sharod101 5

Friday 15 June 2012 17:38

Fail

popo6484 3

Friday 15 June 2012 17:46

PUSSY!

nevershoutkendal_fml 10

Friday 15 June 2012 22:56

Because that hasn't already been stayed multiple times.

DespairFaction 11

Friday 15 June 2012 17:46

I really don't like cats, I hate the weird super obsessed owners even more.

JSever 9

Friday 15 June 2012 17:51

Happens to me every time.…

Unbweavable 17

Friday 15 June 2012 17:55

I hope to God you aren't a guy

nevershoutkendal_fml 10

Friday 15 June 2012 21:41

Would it matter?

LetzzSii 0

Friday 15 June 2012 18:00

I think it was worth it.

nevershoutkendal_fml 10

Friday 15 June 2012 18:10

NoorFML, you have the best comments. I'm actually a big fan of yours. xD and to add on, every time you sit down in a chair to watch them, it counts as a squat.

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