Today, I took some new allergy medicine I had never tried before, and I didn't bother reading the side effects. I then went to school. It was almost an hour before dismissal when I had felt a warm feeling on my legs. One of the side effects to my new medicine was bladder control problems. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out about allergies suddenly getting worse out of nowhere when it happened to mine. I can hardly step outside without feeling like hell when I get back home, which was never the case before, and I'm going through allergy medicine like a drug addict (almost). FML
Today, I went on a new medicine. One of the listed side-effects was "anal seepage" and I spent the better part of the day laughing with my coworkers about how it's "not a real side-effect". I found out that it really is while stuck in bumper-to-bumper traffic on the way home. FML
Today, I had a anxiety attack about taking my anxiety medicine. FML
Today, I tested a new drug designed to fight headaches. It had quite an effect on me, more specifically side effects: nausea, dizzyness and diarrhea. FML
Today, I woke up with the worst cold, ever. My nose was running like crazy and my eyes were all puffy. So I stumbled over to the medicine cabinet and took what I thought were three tylenol cold's. Two hours later I'm still sick and I can't leave the bathroom. They were laxatives. FML
Today, I woke up to my stomach being torn up from the inside. Barely made it to the bathroom, but of course, it wasn’t the one in my room, where I could easily change my clothes after a quick shower. After running down all my new meds, I realized it had to be my new sleep aid. It was helping too. FML
Today, I had to take a laxative for the first time. Instead of working gently overnight like it promised, I woke up at 3 a.m. to an unrelenting river of shit that made my legs numb on the toilet. FML
Today, a lady stormed into the pharmacy I work at and chewed me out because the medicine I sold her the day before gave her horrible diarrhea as a "side effect". I checked, and it was the medicine she asked for - laxatives. FML
Today, due to the high pollen count and despite taking hay fever medicine, I passed out in the bathroom from not being able to breathe. My mother accused me of doing it on purpose to make her late for work. FML
Today, I had a very important test. Last night, I'd had such bad leg pains that I couldn't sleep, so I took two very strong painkillers and went to sleep pain-free. I apparently accidentally overdosed, because when I woke up, I couldn't see properly or even stand up. And I missed my test. FML
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karmaSUCKS321453 0
are you sure its a side effect or an excuse?
JackedUpOnMtnDew 0
ahahahahah(: Thats sucks op, but next time read the Warnings! They're there for a reason!
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te_amo_ily 0
gross..
iToone01 0
L2Read. YDI
Eyeliner_fml 0
you couldn't feel it..? Excuses, Excuses.
Freeze_fml 17
"I had felt a warm feeling..."
hahaiseeyou 0
hoped you learned a lesson today
keenan61194 4
peeing in your pants is like happiness; everyone sees it but only you can feel the warmth!
Nena713 0
Ydi for not reading the labels on the medicine. I always read them.
Eyeliner_fml 0
I read that but I'm just saying he couldn't feel he had to pee?
Tasanasanta 0
RTFM!
ApplePieHead 0
"I am going to buy medication and not read about what it may do to me. Dur dur dur Ima moron!"
OhWowFYLindeed 0
Gotta watch out for them side effects. :P
racerapj 10
Man, I remember a Katt Williams stand-up about side-effects, man he is funny
victoriarosezeli 0
it's bladder control problems. you would not feel yourself having to pee. it just goes through.
barrelroll1472 0
I say.
KoryKane 4
i have the same medicine only i got prepared for that side effect because i already have bladder control problems and trust me diaper=savior
scvcwcheer 0
well, next time read it... great lesson huh?
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
80: If you already have bladder control issues, why take a medication that makes them worse? Shouldn't your go-to response be trying ANY- and EVERYTHING else before wearing a diaper? O.O Even those incontinence maxi pad things would be a better alternative, IMO.
BabyDacey 0
awwwh omg that's terrible.
seldom66 16
you are cute #3 :) Op. FYL and YDI. you should always read the side effects before you take a new drug.
Tewpawn 4
ydi for not wearing nappys.
OhWowFYLindeed 0
What's a nappy? :O
JackDark 0
Nappy is British for Diaper.
karmaSUCKS321453 0
are you sure its a side effect or an excuse?
drpepperrules 0
I take allergy meds and that's never happened to me before!
hahaiseeyou 0
#7 not everyone reacts the same way
Jessicaa96145 0
lmao
JackedUpOnMtnDew 0
ahahahahah(: Thats sucks op, but next time read the Warnings! They're there for a reason!
Jessicaa96145 0
the rest of my comment cut off. the lmao was for
x_sophinator_x 0
OP, I'd say "it happens to everyone" but it just doesn't. unless you're 4. fyl and get some depends. one day you'll get a good laugh out of it.
BonJovi821 3
Or it'll traumatize OP forever, and just the very thought of it will bring on a severe panic attack, where OP crawls into a corner in the fetal position. But hey, same diff.
Jessicaa96145 0
gahh.. stupid fml.. it was for