Today, I took some new allergy medicine I had never tried before, and I didn't bother reading the side effects. I then went to school. It was almost an hour before dismissal when I had felt a warm feeling on my legs. One of the side effects to my new medicine was bladder control problems. FML
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Today, I found out about allergies suddenly getting worse out of nowhere when it happened to mine. I can hardly step outside without feeling like hell when I get back home, which was never the case before, and I'm going through allergy medicine like a drug addict (almost). FML
Today, I went on a new medicine. One of the listed side-effects was "anal seepage" and I spent the better part of the day laughing with my coworkers about how it's "not a real side-effect". I found out that it really is while stuck in bumper-to-bumper traffic on the way home. FML
Today, I had a anxiety attack about taking my anxiety medicine. FML
Today, I tested a new drug designed to fight headaches. It had quite an effect on me, more specifically side effects: nausea, dizzyness and diarrhea. FML
Today, I woke up with the worst cold, ever. My nose was running like crazy and my eyes were all puffy. So I stumbled over to the medicine cabinet and took what I thought were three tylenol cold's. Two hours later I'm still sick and I can't leave the bathroom. They were laxatives. FML
Today, I woke up to my stomach being torn up from the inside. Barely made it to the bathroom, but of course, it wasn’t the one in my room, where I could easily change my clothes after a quick shower. After running down all my new meds, I realized it had to be my new sleep aid. It was helping too. FML
Today, I had to take a laxative for the first time. Instead of working gently overnight like it promised, I woke up at 3 a.m. to an unrelenting river of shit that made my legs numb on the toilet. FML
Today, a lady stormed into the pharmacy I work at and chewed me out because the medicine I sold her the day before gave her horrible diarrhea as a "side effect". I checked, and it was the medicine she asked for - laxatives. FML
Today, due to the high pollen count and despite taking hay fever medicine, I passed out in the bathroom from not being able to breathe. My mother accused me of doing it on purpose to make her late for work. FML
Today, I had a very important test. Last night, I'd had such bad leg pains that I couldn't sleep, so I took two very strong painkillers and went to sleep pain-free. I apparently accidentally overdosed, because when I woke up, I couldn't see properly or even stand up. And I missed my test. FML
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karmaSUCKS321453 0
are you sure its a side effect or an excuse?
JackedUpOnMtnDew 0
ahahahahah(: Thats sucks op, but next time read the Warnings! They're there for a reason!
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Comments (97)
ThinIce 0
Hour before dismissal, find the best way to cover it up in an hour. Be thankful it wasn't first period.
captaintaco 0
everyone voted YDI but how many people really read all the side effects of allergy medicine? usually the only real side effect is drowsiness... not a big deal.
Hammer01 8
you should wear a diaper.... dumb ass!!!
KoryKane 4
thats what i do because itake this medication to
JokeMeister 0
Good thing one of the side effects wasn't explosive diarrhea or blindness!
tayy__13 0
errr..why would you not read the side affects??
wren415 0
YDI for taking a pill without finding anything out about it first, whether it was a doctor who told you to take it or not. Doctor's don't know everything. They're even--get this!--WRONG sometimes. You should probably pay better attention.
wren415 0
Which is exactly why we all need to stop taking pills for everything under the sun. I think we need to educate people about what an immune system is... because, for some reason, no one knows they have one anymore.
dyld921 2
Hot.
punkylemon 4
peeing in youself is lime having friends everyone can see it but only you van feel the warmth!
fmlisforlols 0
Aren't most side effects just possible? Usually a small percentage recorded during the case study? Say OP saw the side effects, what good would it have done? I'm not saying he is not to blame to an extent, but at the same time, doesn't deserve the embarrassment of pissing himself.