By Anonymous - 06/07/2011 23:35 - Canada 31 2 7 33 Today, my wife actually had the balls to tell me that we can't have sex for the rest of her nine month pregnancy, because according to her, "I don't want twins." FML I agree, your life sucks 45 673 You deserved it 12 423 Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 09/09/2010 20:04 - United States 9 2 12 65 Today, at dinner, my grandmother informed us that my cousin's newborn baby has been having seizures. My verbal filter did not switch on in time and I replied, "It's not a seizure if you're shaking it." FML I agree, your life sucks 10 614 You deserved it 44 046 Tweet Share