Today, I took some new allergy medicine I had never tried before, and I didn't bother reading the side effects. I then went to school. It was almost an hour before dismissal when I had felt a warm feeling on my legs. One of the side effects to my new medicine was bladder control problems. FML
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Today, I found out about allergies suddenly getting worse out of nowhere when it happened to mine. I can hardly step outside without feeling like hell when I get back home, which was never the case before, and I'm going through allergy medicine like a drug addict (almost). FML
Today, I went on a new medicine. One of the listed side-effects was "anal seepage" and I spent the better part of the day laughing with my coworkers about how it's "not a real side-effect". I found out that it really is while stuck in bumper-to-bumper traffic on the way home. FML
Today, I had a anxiety attack about taking my anxiety medicine. FML
Today, I tested a new drug designed to fight headaches. It had quite an effect on me, more specifically side effects: nausea, dizzyness and diarrhea. FML
Today, I woke up with the worst cold, ever. My nose was running like crazy and my eyes were all puffy. So I stumbled over to the medicine cabinet and took what I thought were three tylenol cold's. Two hours later I'm still sick and I can't leave the bathroom. They were laxatives. FML
Today, I woke up to my stomach being torn up from the inside. Barely made it to the bathroom, but of course, it wasn’t the one in my room, where I could easily change my clothes after a quick shower. After running down all my new meds, I realized it had to be my new sleep aid. It was helping too. FML
Today, I had to take a laxative for the first time. Instead of working gently overnight like it promised, I woke up at 3 a.m. to an unrelenting river of shit that made my legs numb on the toilet. FML
Today, a lady stormed into the pharmacy I work at and chewed me out because the medicine I sold her the day before gave her horrible diarrhea as a "side effect". I checked, and it was the medicine she asked for - laxatives. FML
Today, due to the high pollen count and despite taking hay fever medicine, I passed out in the bathroom from not being able to breathe. My mother accused me of doing it on purpose to make her late for work. FML
Today, I had a very important test. Last night, I'd had such bad leg pains that I couldn't sleep, so I took two very strong painkillers and went to sleep pain-free. I apparently accidentally overdosed, because when I woke up, I couldn't see properly or even stand up. And I missed my test. FML
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karmaSUCKS321453 0
are you sure its a side effect or an excuse?
JackedUpOnMtnDew 0
ahahahahah(: Thats sucks op, but next time read the Warnings! They're there for a reason!
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Comments (97)
Charlie194 0
You dipshit why would you not read the label for a new type of medication? that's dangerous!?
ken12317 7
why the hell would you drink medecine that you know nothing about think man think
OmgO_o 0
I thought that meant you had to like pee constantly, N O T pee yourr pants! (x suxx for you! o:
blankettt 0
An overractive bladder is what you're thinking of.
iBrandon 0
...thats gross haha
perdix 31
That would piss me off!
JackDark 0
DAMMIT PERDIX STOP MAKING ME LAUGH!
Silkie 0
Even if you had read the side effects what would you have done? Wear a diaper? O_o
Holybatman 16
#45, this is one of the only intelligent comments od this FML. Sure it's probably a good idea to read the side effects if a new medicine, but I haven't personally experienced any really nasty side effects, so I never do anything to prepare myself for them. Also, the only things that could be done for bladder control issues are wearing a diaper or just not going out in public, neither of which a normal person would do. One more thing: how do you know which side effect you'll get when you read them? It's like Russian roulette with most medicines: should I prepare for diarrhea, loss of bladder control or death? Or just maybe, I might get no side effects, like 90% of people who take the drug! Just a thought.
FYLDUDEE 3
You are an idiot. -__-
JackDark 0
Lol. YDfuckingI
BonJovi821 3
^^^ You deserve ******* it?
JackDark 0
It is a small, hermaphroditic llama with Hepatitis C. OP DESERVES IT!
BonJovi821 3
Are you mentally stable?
JackDark 0
No, not really.
Trollz4daLULZ 2
YDI for not reading the label first. YDI for having allergies. Wuss. YDI for not using the bathroom between classes; ALWAYS go when you have a chance, since you never know when your next chance will be! At least no one noticed besides you, right?