Today, I took some new allergy medicine I had never tried before, and I didn't bother reading the side effects. I then went to school. It was almost an hour before dismissal when I had felt a warm feeling on my legs. One of the side effects to my new medicine was bladder control problems. FML
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Today, I found out about allergies suddenly getting worse out of nowhere when it happened to mine. I can hardly step outside without feeling like hell when I get back home, which was never the case before, and I'm going through allergy medicine like a drug addict (almost). FML
Today, I went on a new medicine. One of the listed side-effects was "anal seepage" and I spent the better part of the day laughing with my coworkers about how it's "not a real side-effect". I found out that it really is while stuck in bumper-to-bumper traffic on the way home. FML
Today, I had a anxiety attack about taking my anxiety medicine. FML
Today, I tested a new drug designed to fight headaches. It had quite an effect on me, more specifically side effects: nausea, dizzyness and diarrhea. FML
Today, I woke up with the worst cold, ever. My nose was running like crazy and my eyes were all puffy. So I stumbled over to the medicine cabinet and took what I thought were three tylenol cold's. Two hours later I'm still sick and I can't leave the bathroom. They were laxatives. FML
Today, I woke up to my stomach being torn up from the inside. Barely made it to the bathroom, but of course, it wasn’t the one in my room, where I could easily change my clothes after a quick shower. After running down all my new meds, I realized it had to be my new sleep aid. It was helping too. FML
Today, I had to take a laxative for the first time. Instead of working gently overnight like it promised, I woke up at 3 a.m. to an unrelenting river of shit that made my legs numb on the toilet. FML
Today, a lady stormed into the pharmacy I work at and chewed me out because the medicine I sold her the day before gave her horrible diarrhea as a "side effect". I checked, and it was the medicine she asked for - laxatives. FML
Today, due to the high pollen count and despite taking hay fever medicine, I passed out in the bathroom from not being able to breathe. My mother accused me of doing it on purpose to make her late for work. FML
Today, I had a very important test. Last night, I'd had such bad leg pains that I couldn't sleep, so I took two very strong painkillers and went to sleep pain-free. I apparently accidentally overdosed, because when I woke up, I couldn't see properly or even stand up. And I missed my test. FML
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karmaSUCKS321453 0
are you sure its a side effect or an excuse?
JackedUpOnMtnDew 0
ahahahahah(: Thats sucks op, but next time read the Warnings! They're there for a reason!
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Jessicaa96145 0
forget all my comments.. they were for six but stupid fml cut them off
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Sometimes the pound sign cuts off my comments. It's weird.
karmaSUCKS321453 0
I appreciate your effort.
schwancy 2
I'd rather have my allergies act up than not be able to control my bladder.
L_M_L_10 0
Agreed!!
DevilWearsPrado 0
ew man... just ew.
cheergirly16 0
well...it's always a good idea to read the side effects...
Ragnir 0
You like how when you look the side effects of a medicine it makes it feels like the side effects the medicine can give you ALONE make it sound worse then your illness. "WARNING: MAY CAUSE DEATH"
Ragnir 0
Too many typos above but I don't care, it's 230 and I'm tired and I'm typing on my iPhone, oh well!
shuzzykenz 0
dude...... like... why? o.o .... i think i would conjure up enough bladder control to avoid peeing myself... just saying
stud2012 0
I totally agree ^^^^
d4m4s74 12
that's what depends are for. use them
passcode5 5
that means dick in Yiddish haha xD. ummm...yea...bladder control...hmmm....why the **** would you put this on fml. you know ppl r just gonna make fun of you.
rileykins 0
looks like its back to diapers for someoneee!
Lichinamo 33
I just have to reply. I don't know why. For some reason I just love this comment.