By Username - 15/07/2010 19:53 - France

Today, I went to the dentist. My dentist kept talking to me while his hands were in my mouth. I attempted to tell him that it was difficult and dangerous to respond. My talking made him slip and slice my mouth open with one of his instruments. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 205
You deserved it 10 044

Same thing different taste

Top comments

I always feel like I'm in great danger when the dentist and their assistant (if they have one at the moment) are chit chatting away while having sharp objects and drills near my mouth. I hate it even more when they ask me questions, then get all pissy if I don't respond!!

Fully_fml 0

I hate it when the dentist tries to talk to me when I obviously can't move.

Comments

PimpdaddyCJT 13

if you're a vampire freak that's good

lol @14. yea just grunt. works for me. my dentist is annoying too.

THIS is the kind of shit that stops me from going to the dentist

nibawan 0

reminds me of Bill Murray in Little Shop of Horrors

BoyFromTheFuture 0

I think dentists do this to **** with people. they ask questions that require long responses and watch you try to respond with that spit vacuum in your mouth.

Lol I'm trying to figure out what 15 read to make that his response. But yeah OP - Normally I just grunt or I just wait til they're done messing around, usually they don't continue to ask questions if you haven't answered the first one yet

haha this reminds me of that fb group about hating it when dentists/orthodontists talk to you while they are doing procedures in your mouth

Xx_jESSii 3

Ouchhh :( your dentist is an idiot, hope your okay though.

cheergirly16 0

70 your picture winss:) lol

yasmeenjonasx3 0

they do that just to secretly chuckle at your struggle to repy.

44 OP said "slice my mouth open" which generated confusion in this young mans mind causing him to wonder, "isn't the mouth already open? WTF MY MOM LIED." That is what he was replying to.

OhWowFYLindeed 0

My dentist does that, I mumble random stuff and eventually he'll know there's no point in asking questions when you don't understand the responses. :P

you can probably get the dentist in reeeeal trouble for that if you wanna

RachelBerry_fml 5

probably not and OP that suxx

yeah prob not since he talked. the dentist didnt mske him talk.

well, i asked my uncle, who was a nurse, and apparently if the guy was an NHS dentist in the UK then you could complain and then they'd have to check for past complaints; apparently if they've ballsed up a few thing then you can be booted out of medicine by the general medicinal council, or whatever it's called. But, he was a nurse, not a dentist. If he was private then you can still claim compensation for it, because OP might've needed stitches.

Fully_fml 0

I hate it when the dentist tries to talk to me when I obviously can't move.

mine just stabbed me 3 times in the lip with the lidocaine needle ...ahh FML

I always feel like I'm in great danger when the dentist and their assistant (if they have one at the moment) are chit chatting away while having sharp objects and drills near my mouth. I hate it even more when they ask me questions, then get all pissy if I don't respond!!

Protip: wait for the dentist to take his hands and any sharp objects out of your mouth before talking to him.

sammehsaurus 0

Me too. My old dentist was terrifying haha o.o

It's nothing against dentists. I just don't really enjoy having people play around with sharp tools in my mouth. Nothing personal just not something I look forward to. A dentist is a great career choice.

I intern at an orthodontist's office and they let me work with patients. I cut one of my patient's lips, I felt so bad :(

KiddNYC1O 20

No, the orthodontist has to ask the patients' permission to allow me to work on them before I can. She said yes and got a bloody lip. Poor girl.

You are gorgeous but I wouldn't go that far. closest i've done is let a barber student give me a clipper line and shave. I know better lol.

Maybe you shouldn't of been talking? :o

LaylaaBaybee 0

yeah my dentist tries doing the same, i just ignore it.

cheergirly16 0

yeahh it's hella annoyingg lol

ShorTiE4LyFe 0

Haha what kind of respond do they want? mmhmmhmhhmmm? :P