Today, my fiancé heard I was having a rotten day at work. He stopped by the flower shop and bought me a lovely rose which I put right next to my work station. That is until a giant wasp flew out and stung me. I still have a swollen arm hours later. FML
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TypicalSenpai
| 14
At least you have a caring husband. It's the thought that counts! ^^
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JesusFreak227
| 15
Tell that wasp to bee nice to you next time.
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HUGBUG
| 23
Lucky husband but we're did the wasp sting u?
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TypicalSenpai
| 14
Their arm....
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odamaliekh
| 26
Since OP's arm are swollen, i'm guessing the pinkie toe.
Seriously dude, read the FML before commenting.
Seriously dude, read the FML before commenting.
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ddeveshh
| 11
and please, go to school learn some grammar.
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tac0609
| 13
I second all of the above replies
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HUGBUG
| 23
Lol sorry I use and iPhone and I meant where stupid autocorrect put it to we're, lol
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HUGBUG
| 23
And I was trying to make a pun, I failed obviously
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JesusFreak227
| 15
Tell that wasp to bee nice to you next time.
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AlexanderIsLife
| 14
Love hurts, sorry Op
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thatADHDdude
| 21
Love hurts almost as much as this pun.
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iAlissa
| 34
It's the thought that counts!
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dantee2005
| 33
There is nothing wrong he did. Why would you assume he is at fault?
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PePziNL
| 20
Because he is secretly an evil scientist who wants to take over the world by letting everyone in the world get stung by wasps. Starting with his own wife. Mwuhahahhahah.
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Pingvinai
| 37
At day he's just your regular wasp professor, but at night he's DOCTOR BEEES!
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Diarrhea_Volcano
| 29
Why is this comment have so many negative votes? Someone else just posted the same thing and got top comment.
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5secondsofvvifi
| 21
I think what 3 was trying to say is something along the lines of it being unfortunate that the wasp stung her but at least he cares enough to do something like that on a bad day for her; as there was no possible way it was his fault unless he really is an evil scientist.
3 very well could be a dolt and I could be wrong but I'm hoping that's what she meant...
3 very well could be a dolt and I could be wrong but I'm hoping that's what she meant...
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Countryboy1996
| 18
Why y'all disliking her comment, but when ol girl said the same thing and got top comment?
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Indiantrolledd
| 16
Lol I sometimes think that FML's stupid.
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Cads1
| 24
Pity I wasn't a bee, you could tell it to buzz off!
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invadermaythe1st
| 35
...
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FlamingJazkinz
| 15
Wow- at least he cares though :P
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TypicalSenpai
| 14
At least you have a caring husband. It's the thought that counts! ^^
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imapartypooper
| 15
They aren't married yet.
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TypicalSenpai
| 14
Yeah, I meant to type you'll** but it was too late to change the typo when I realized. x__x
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imapartypooper
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I figured :)
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KylieG818
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At least it was a nice thought
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DrummerWS
| 23
At least the thought was there
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juststephhere
| 23
That's actually so sweet! Sorry about your arm though!
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nicolemf4
| 13
Still a super sweet gesture, you've found a good one!