By rinakitty94 - 29/06/2015 17:30 - United States - Sunset

Today, my fiancé heard I was having a rotten day at work. He stopped by the flower shop and bought me a lovely rose which I put right next to my work station. That is until a giant wasp flew out and stung me. I still have a swollen arm hours later. FML
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TypicalSenpai 14
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At least you have a caring husband. It's the thought that counts! ^^

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JesusFreak227 15
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Tell that wasp to bee nice to you next time.

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HUGBUG 23
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Lucky husband but we're did the wasp sting u?

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odamaliekh 26
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Since OP's arm are swollen, i'm guessing the pinkie toe. Seriously dude, read the FML before commenting.

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whatthefuckusername 13

and please, go to school learn some grammar.

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tac0609 13
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I second all of the above replies

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HUGBUG 23
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Lol sorry I use and iPhone and I meant where stupid autocorrect put it to we're, lol

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HUGBUG 23
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And I was trying to make a pun, I failed obviously

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JesusFreak227 15
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Tell that wasp to bee nice to you next time.

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AlexanderIsLife 14
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Love hurts, sorry Op

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thatADHDdude 21
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Love hurts almost as much as this pun.

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iAlissa 34
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It's the thought that counts!

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dantee2005 33

There is nothing wrong he did. Why would you assume he is at fault?

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PePziNL 20

Because he is secretly an evil scientist who wants to take over the world by letting everyone in the world get stung by wasps. Starting with his own wife. Mwuhahahhahah.

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Pingvinai 37
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At day he's just your regular wasp professor, but at night he's DOCTOR BEEES!

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Diarrhea_Volcano 29
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Why is this comment have so many negative votes? Someone else just posted the same thing and got top comment.

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5secondsofvvifi 21
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I think what 3 was trying to say is something along the lines of it being unfortunate that the wasp stung her but at least he cares enough to do something like that on a bad day for her; as there was no possible way it was his fault unless he really is an evil scientist. 3 very well could be a dolt and I could be wrong but I'm hoping that's what she meant...

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Countryboy1996 18

Why y'all disliking her comment, but when ol girl said the same thing and got top comment?

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Indiantrolledd 16
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Lol I sometimes think that FML's stupid.

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Cads1 24
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Pity I wasn't a bee, you could tell it to buzz off!

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FlamingJazkinz 15

Wow- at least he cares though :P

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TypicalSenpai 14
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At least you have a caring husband. It's the thought that counts! ^^

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imapartypooper 15
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They aren't married yet.

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TypicalSenpai 14
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Yeah, I meant to type you'll** but it was too late to change the typo when I realized. x__x

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KylieG818 13

At least it was a nice thought

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DrummerWS 23
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At least the thought was there

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juststephhere 23

That's actually so sweet! Sorry about your arm though!

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nicolemf4 13
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Still a super sweet gesture, you've found a good one!

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