Today, I took a cute girl out to an arcade date, and mercilessly dominated her in every game there, to the point she refused to talk to me afterwards. Gamer Pride: 1 - Getting Laid: 0. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I got my girlfriend to play Smash Bros Brawl with me. As it was her first time, I set up handicaps to give her at least a shot at winning. She won, quite handily. A little irritated at this, I took off the handicaps and tried again. She beat me even faster. FML
Today, at a Con, I saw a girl in an impressive cosplay of a character from one of my favorite video games. I complimented her on her costume and got a picture with her. Later, my girlfriend called me a cheating creep and broke up with me. FML
Today, I find video games very unattractive and unmanly. I told a great guy that he had to choose between me and his video games, and he immediately told me he chose video games, then asked me to leave. Whatever, loser. FML
Today, it was supposed to be a big date day for my girlfriend and I. She really loves a specific video game, so I did what I thought was special on it. I learned the hard way that doing so ruined the entire day for her over the video game. FML
Today, my date took me to some sort of comic book/computer convention. I think he was trying to impress me with his online reputation, but it didn’t come across as tech suave, it was more nerd pathetic, the kind that makes vaginas go dry faster than a sand enema. I went home alone, bored. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
Today, I had a gym date with a girl from Tinder. As soon as I saw her loading up the 45s, I knew I was in trouble. She could squat and leg-press over 100 lbs more than me on both. Somehow she let me come over that night anyway. I challenged her to a wrestling match to try and gain back my pride, then she made me tap out. FML
Today, I won a game of Monopoly against my girlfriend. She reacted by sweeping the board off the table, storming out the front door, and mowing down my mailbox driving away. FML
Today, my girlfriend beat me at ping pong, twenty to three. She said I let her win because I don't respect her, then stormed out of the room. I'm just really bad at ping pong. FML
Today, I invited a few of my co-workers over to play video games. Within an hour, my wife had gotten drunk, grabbed my controller, told me to "get back in the kitchen", and described to everyone in blood-chilling detail how she took her first boyfriend's virginity. FML
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IMB916 0
You took her to an arcade?! so u could beat her at all the games...? YDI
Xinabeth 0
I am going to say YDI. You shouldn't have "mercilessly dominated" her in the games; you should have let her win a couple at least (IMO).
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darkcloud888 0
Ok I'm a girl, and I'd like to say that there is no way I would like to have any game or competition handed over to me. For example, my boyfriend and I wrestle and playfight and everything but whoever wins wins it doesn't really matter. If the girl really liked you, then she wouldn't have cared. Knowing nothing about either of you, I'd have to say both of you are at fault. Her for going out with a guy she either: A) doesn't actually have feelings for, or B) doesn't really know that well And you for wanting to just get laid immediately, since it seems you guys were not really together. Far be it for me to make assumptions, since it would definitely "make an ass out of you and me."
futurecatlady 2
Dude, your username is razgriz, You're an AC5 fan. PLEASE TAKE ME ON AN ARCADE DATE? I promise I'm a good match.
bambition7 0
ydi for only wanting to get in her pants
agifttotearapart 0
YDI if you were really being a major asshole about winning everything, but if you weren't... then forget that girl. She sounds like either a sore loser, or the kind that likes guys letting her win. What's wrong with healthy competition? It is NOT cute when guys let us win. Hell, I suck at games, but I'd find it insulting if a guy did that. Buuuut that's just me :) I say you find yourself a gamer girl that hates having wins handed over to her.
ravenscorne 0
That WAS kinda a dick move that you did. I understand if a girl is a gamer girl then it's probably a god thing to compete seriously with her, but for someone who's new at something, you should at least take it easy on them. I don't mean let her win, but don't be merciless about it. Let her get close to winning so that at least she as SOMETHING to feel good about. But if you just beat her down, then of course she's going to get upset. No one likes to suck at things. And even though we all have things that we dont do well, that doesn't mean that needs to be slapped across our faces. Especially on a date. YDI
ilMyBlueNails 0
...Wow lol you couldn't even let her win once?
Fuckers 0
go and eat toilet meat you arcade dater. give me her phone number.
proud_liberal 0
YDI for being a sexist pig. you're supposed to let women do better than you at everything but allow her to think she really is better at it. that's feminism and you are a chauvinist pig if you don't understand that.
fudgefacekim 0
YDI, your a dumbass for caring more about winning videogames then getting a girl or whatever. You shouldve at least let her won once or twice. Every girl, would rather be taken out on a date then been whooped ass at some video games. Learn from this mistake, or else your gonna be all alone in video gamer land on Xbox live. Nerddddd.
56578 0
So you won all the video games, big deal. I doubt she stopped talking to you because you're better at video games (unless they consume her life as much as they appear to consume yours), you probably got overly excited at winning and accidentally said something nasty.