By garrett - 14/02/2019 15:11 - United States

Today, my girlfriend beat me at ping pong, twenty to three. She said I let her win because I don't respect her, then stormed out of the room. I'm just really bad at ping pong. FML
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littlexlion 4

Ah, gotta love females. If they win, they are upset because you "let them win". If they lose, they have a hissy fit. Yay for double edge swords!

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kbaker90 0

I hate girls who do that. It's really annoying (don't go off on me, I'm a girl). She's just being cranky and will hopefully get over it soon.

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AlexZB 0

YDI for sucking at ping pong seriously, how bad can you be? and why not just explain that to your girlfriend

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missmollylynn 0

i agree, this isn't a FML.

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mcsnelly 5

Actually, most people suggested not completely demolishing her at every game...different than letting her win.

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genius_man16 0

His girlfriend probably wouldn't believe him even if he did try and explain it to him. Girls like that are just ****** crazy, and you need to just avoid them like the plague. (hint hint OP)

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Reyo 2

Am I the only one who finds that it's normally girls who pull that "YOU LET ME WIN!" *gets mad* bullcrap?

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topdawg255 0

ping-pong goes to 11 moron

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atkir002 1

whats ping-pong? is it table tennis. as we say in england just wondering.

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jc10x 8

Yes 75, Americans call it ping-pong, Europeans and Africans call it table tennis

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_Adog2645 24

No, in America we call it either, but we mostly refer to it as ping pong (at least I do).

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palleas_fml 0

lol, I hadn't seen that one :p no mercy, huh ^^ and a bit full of yourself, aren't you ;)

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palleas_fml 0

hey, I never said she wasn't ^^ I don't know her (yet?) but I've been noticing her comments lately, and I'm already a fan ^^

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Intoxicunt 5

Awww, thank you guys! You can't spell Sears without SARS.

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ladysandry 0

Haha I barely find fmls funny anymore but this one actually made me laugh :)

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littlexlion 4

Ah, gotta love females. If they win, they are upset because you "let them win". If they lose, they have a hissy fit. Yay for double edge swords!

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PandaPandaPandaX 0

Haha shit you're onto us. @OP Just tell her you actually just suck at ping pong. Once she has had her fun ridiculing you, go play something you don't suck at and come a draw :P

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plexico 3

The trick is to beat them, but "keep it close." Beating the shit out of them is almost as big a date-ender as throwing a game. There is one game where the girls like to win. I call it "Count the Orgasms." If a girl beats me 8-1, or 15-2, they seem to be OK with that. They know I tried my best, but I just came up short, so to speak. Shutouts are no good, however, the DSBs are painful.

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Intoxicunt 5

Also don't fart in their face when you win. Just so you know....

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kbaker90 0

I hate girls who do that. It's really annoying (don't go off on me, I'm a girl). She's just being cranky and will hopefully get over it soon.

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Tubasaurus 0

She would have probably done the same if you beat her. Just let her calm down and read her a bedtime story.

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shekhar 0

FYL... ahh... perhaps you should convince her to play ding dong rather than ping pong!!

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sj1990 0

i'm guessing you were playing to 21 and not 11 (since you were still going...), so on the plus side you didn't lose if she stormed off at 20-3.

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itsallbs 0

Sounds to me that your gf is a total competitive bitch. She won a ping pong game. Big deal. It's probably in your best interest to drop her while you can. This behavior won't change.

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