By garrett - 14/02/2019 15:11 - United States

Today, my girlfriend beat me at ping pong, twenty to three. She said I let her win because I don't respect her, then stormed out of the room. I'm just really bad at ping pong. FML
I agree, your life sucks 46 440
You deserved it 4 775
Love
Previous FML Next FML

Add a comment

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Create my account Sign in

Top comments

littlexlion 4
Send a private message

Ah, gotta love females. If they win, they are upset because you "let them win". If they lose, they have a hissy fit. Yay for double edge swords!

61 13
Reply Report
kbaker90 0
Send a private message

I hate girls who do that. It's really annoying (don't go off on me, I'm a girl). She's just being cranky and will hopefully get over it soon.

44 2
Reply Report
Next

Comments

AlexZB 0
Send a private message

YDI for sucking at ping pong seriously, how bad can you be? and why not just explain that to your girlfriend

1 13
Reply Report
missmollylynn 0

i agree, this isn't a FML.

1 11
Reply Report
mcsnelly 5

Actually, most people suggested not completely demolishing her at every game...different than letting her win.

0 0
Reply Report
genius_man16 0
Send a private message

His girlfriend probably wouldn't believe him even if he did try and explain it to him. Girls like that are just fuckin crazy, and you need to just avoid them like the plague. (hint hint OP)

3 4
Reply Report
Reyo 2

Am I the only one who finds that it's normally girls who pull that "YOU LET ME WIN!" *gets mad* bullcrap?

6 4
Reply Report
topdawg255 0

ping-pong goes to 11 moron

1 7
Reply Report
atkir002 1
Send a private message

whats ping-pong? is it table tennis. as we say in england just wondering.

5 1
Reply Report
jc10x 8
Send a private message

Yes 75, Americans call it ping-pong, Europeans and Africans call it table tennis

1 2
Reply Report
_Adog2645 24
Send a private message

No, in America we call it either, but we mostly refer to it as ping pong (at least I do).

0 0
Reply Report
strata8 0
Send a private message

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway
3 21
Reply Report
palleas_fml 0
Send a private message

lol, I hadn't seen that one :p no mercy, huh ^^ and a bit full of yourself, aren't you ;)

1 1
Reply Report
palleas_fml 0
Send a private message

hey, I never said she wasn't ^^ I don't know her (yet?) but I've been noticing her comments lately, and I'm already a fan ^^

0 1
Reply Report
Intoxicunt 5
Send a private message

Awww, thank you guys! You can't spell Sears without SARS.

1 2
Reply Report
canucksrule88 0
Send a private message

well you did say no mercy...but not true :P

0 1
Reply Report
766746 0

that sucks

0 2
Reply Report
ladysandry 0
Send a private message

Haha I barely find fmls funny anymore but this one actually made me laugh :)

0 7
Reply Report
littlexlion 4
Send a private message

Ah, gotta love females. If they win, they are upset because you "let them win". If they lose, they have a hissy fit. Yay for double edge swords!

61 13
Reply Report
PandaPandaPandaX 0
Send a private message

Haha shit you're onto us. @OP Just tell her you actually just suck at ping pong. Once she has had her fun ridiculing you, go play something you don't suck at and come a draw :P

8 2
Reply Report
plexico 3
Send a private message

The trick is to beat them, but "keep it close." Beating the shit out of them is almost as big a date-ender as throwing a game. There is one game where the girls like to win. I call it "Count the Orgasms." If a girl beats me 8-1, or 15-2, they seem to be OK with that. They know I tried my best, but I just came up short, so to speak. Shutouts are no good, however, the DSBs are painful.

2 1
Reply Report
Intoxicunt 5
Send a private message

Also don't fart in their face when you win. Just so you know....

1 2
Reply Report
Jiplo 18
Send a private message

What happens with draws?

0 1
Reply Report
kbaker90 0
Send a private message

I hate girls who do that. It's really annoying (don't go off on me, I'm a girl). She's just being cranky and will hopefully get over it soon.

44 2
Reply Report
Tubasaurus 0
Send a private message

She would have probably done the same if you beat her. Just let her calm down and read her a bedtime story.

5 2
Reply Report
shekhar 0
Send a private message

FYL... ahh... perhaps you should convince her to play ding dong rather than ping pong!!

7 0
Reply Report
sj1990 0

i'm guessing you were playing to 21 and not 11 (since you were still going...), so on the plus side you didn't lose if she stormed off at 20-3.

2 0
Reply Report
itsallbs 0

Sounds to me that your gf is a total competitive bitch. She won a ping pong game. Big deal. It's probably in your best interest to drop her while you can. This behavior won't change.

4 1
Reply Report
Next