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YDI for sucking at ping pong seriously, how bad can you be? and why not just explain that to your girlfriend
His girlfriend probably wouldn't believe him even if he did try and explain it to him. Girls like that are just ****** crazy, and you need to just avoid them like the plague. (hint hint OP)
whats ping-pong? is it table tennis. as we say in england just wondering.
Yes 75, Americans call it ping-pong, Europeans and Africans call it table tennis
No, in America we call it either, but we mostly refer to it as ping pong (at least I do).
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Show it anywaylol, I hadn't seen that one :p no mercy, huh ^^ and a bit full of yourself, aren't you ;)
hey, I never said she wasn't ^^ I don't know her (yet?) but I've been noticing her comments lately, and I'm already a fan ^^
Awww, thank you guys! You can't spell Sears without SARS.
well you did say no mercy...but not true :P
Haha I barely find fmls funny anymore but this one actually made me laugh :)
Ah, gotta love females. If they win, they are upset because you "let them win". If they lose, they have a hissy fit. Yay for double edge swords!
Haha shit you're onto us. @OP Just tell her you actually just suck at ping pong. Once she has had her fun ridiculing you, go play something you don't suck at and come a draw :P
The trick is to beat them, but "keep it close." Beating the shit out of them is almost as big a date-ender as throwing a game. There is one game where the girls like to win. I call it "Count the Orgasms." If a girl beats me 8-1, or 15-2, they seem to be OK with that. They know I tried my best, but I just came up short, so to speak. Shutouts are no good, however, the DSBs are painful.
Also don't fart in their face when you win. Just so you know....
What happens with draws?
I hate girls who do that. It's really annoying (don't go off on me, I'm a girl). She's just being cranky and will hopefully get over it soon.
She would have probably done the same if you beat her. Just let her calm down and read her a bedtime story.
FYL... ahh... perhaps you should convince her to play ding dong rather than ping pong!!
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Ah, gotta love females. If they win, they are upset because you "let them win". If they lose, they have a hissy fit. Yay for double edge swords!
I hate girls who do that. It's really annoying (don't go off on me, I'm a girl). She's just being cranky and will hopefully get over it soon.