Today, I took a cute girl out to an arcade date, and mercilessly dominated her in every game there, to the point she refused to talk to me afterwards. Gamer Pride: 1 - Getting Laid: 0. FML
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Today, I got my girlfriend to play Smash Bros Brawl with me. As it was her first time, I set up handicaps to give her at least a shot at winning. She won, quite handily. A little irritated at this, I took off the handicaps and tried again. She beat me even faster. FML
Today, at a Con, I saw a girl in an impressive cosplay of a character from one of my favorite video games. I complimented her on her costume and got a picture with her. Later, my girlfriend called me a cheating creep and broke up with me. FML
Today, I find video games very unattractive and unmanly. I told a great guy that he had to choose between me and his video games, and he immediately told me he chose video games, then asked me to leave. Whatever, loser. FML
Today, it was supposed to be a big date day for my girlfriend and I. She really loves a specific video game, so I did what I thought was special on it. I learned the hard way that doing so ruined the entire day for her over the video game. FML
Today, my date took me to some sort of comic book/computer convention. I think he was trying to impress me with his online reputation, but it didn’t come across as tech suave, it was more nerd pathetic, the kind that makes vaginas go dry faster than a sand enema. I went home alone, bored. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
Today, I had a gym date with a girl from Tinder. As soon as I saw her loading up the 45s, I knew I was in trouble. She could squat and leg-press over 100 lbs more than me on both. Somehow she let me come over that night anyway. I challenged her to a wrestling match to try and gain back my pride, then she made me tap out. FML
Today, I won a game of Monopoly against my girlfriend. She reacted by sweeping the board off the table, storming out the front door, and mowing down my mailbox driving away. FML
Today, my girlfriend beat me at ping pong, twenty to three. She said I let her win because I don't respect her, then stormed out of the room. I'm just really bad at ping pong. FML
Today, I invited a few of my co-workers over to play video games. Within an hour, my wife had gotten drunk, grabbed my controller, told me to "get back in the kitchen", and described to everyone in blood-chilling detail how she took her first boyfriend's virginity. FML
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Top comments
IMB916 0
You took her to an arcade?! so u could beat her at all the games...? YDI
Xinabeth 0
I am going to say YDI. You shouldn't have "mercilessly dominated" her in the games; you should have let her win a couple at least (IMO).
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mikethemuffin 0
cortana woulda been impressed
fidrat04 0
if a girl cant play arcades...she not gonna be to good at handling your stick anyways...haha
duhh10 0
sounds like fun to me...my boyfriend and I love Dave & Busters. I voted FYL because 1 you shouldn't let anyone win...it's a competitive game, be competitive. 2 she shouldn't be so immature as to refuse to talk to you. I don't know your ages but if you're old enough to date, you should not be that immature. find a better girl. one that doesn't act like a five year old and enjoys games as much as you so that she may be good competition for you.
duhh10 0
I'm a female gamer (before my boyfriend took over my xbox haha) and I would enjoy going to an arcade. I would also enjoy going to play football or any other sport and if my boyfriend were to beat me at it, I wouldn't have a problem with it because it's just called being a good significant other. your significant other enjoys something, you should give it a try. if they beat you, understand that they are more experienced and just try harder next time.
Pawned71 0
WTF IS WRONG WITH U AMERICANS A BEAUTIFUL GIRL IS PRICELESS ANY VIDEO GAME COMPARED TO A GIRL THAT U WOULD LOVE IS NOT WORTH A PENNY!!!!!¡ Seriously step it up...
Fmeonce_shameonu 15
Wasnt love. Was a first date...and Americans are fat and stupid. That's why we kick so much ass. Wait did I say that correct..
eNUUeM 0
You're an idiot, there is no other way of putting it.
Shaggy_92 5
give er the good ol joystick heeeyyyullll yehhh!
purplestar16 0
WHO TAKES A DATE TO AN ARCADE YOU R SOOOOOOOOO LAME AND U DESERVE IT !!! BAFOON!!
monkeybanana 7
YDI definatley.
carly_rose_02 5
So which is more important to you? If it's getting laid, YDI for taking her to the arcade and beating her at every game. Seriously, think about it.