Today, I took a cute girl out to an arcade date, and mercilessly dominated her in every game there, to the point she refused to talk to me afterwards. Gamer Pride: 1 - Getting Laid: 0. FML
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Wild Nights Out
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Today, I got my girlfriend to play Smash Bros Brawl with me. As it was her first time, I set up handicaps to give her at least a shot at winning. She won, quite handily. A little irritated at this, I took off the handicaps and tried again. She beat me even faster. FML
Today, at a Con, I saw a girl in an impressive cosplay of a character from one of my favorite video games. I complimented her on her costume and got a picture with her. Later, my girlfriend called me a cheating creep and broke up with me. FML
Today, I find video games very unattractive and unmanly. I told a great guy that he had to choose between me and his video games, and he immediately told me he chose video games, then asked me to leave. Whatever, loser. FML
Today, it was supposed to be a big date day for my girlfriend and I. She really loves a specific video game, so I did what I thought was special on it. I learned the hard way that doing so ruined the entire day for her over the video game. FML
Today, my date took me to some sort of comic book/computer convention. I think he was trying to impress me with his online reputation, but it didn’t come across as tech suave, it was more nerd pathetic, the kind that makes vaginas go dry faster than a sand enema. I went home alone, bored. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
Today, I had a gym date with a girl from Tinder. As soon as I saw her loading up the 45s, I knew I was in trouble. She could squat and leg-press over 100 lbs more than me on both. Somehow she let me come over that night anyway. I challenged her to a wrestling match to try and gain back my pride, then she made me tap out. FML
Today, I won a game of Monopoly against my girlfriend. She reacted by sweeping the board off the table, storming out the front door, and mowing down my mailbox driving away. FML
Today, my girlfriend beat me at ping pong, twenty to three. She said I let her win because I don't respect her, then stormed out of the room. I'm just really bad at ping pong. FML
Today, I invited a few of my co-workers over to play video games. Within an hour, my wife had gotten drunk, grabbed my controller, told me to "get back in the kitchen", and described to everyone in blood-chilling detail how she took her first boyfriend's virginity. FML
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IMB916 0
You took her to an arcade?! so u could beat her at all the games...? YDI
Xinabeth 0
I am going to say YDI. You shouldn't have "mercilessly dominated" her in the games; you should have let her win a couple at least (IMO).
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Comments (334)
depressedasian 0
Are you all kidding?! I love finding guys who can beat me in video games and isn't afraid to do it. It's hot :]
hotpinkcrayola 5
Dude- maybe she just thought you were an arsehole. Because you were. I can beat my boyfriend at some games, but I know that hes miles better than me. I don't particularly care. What does piss me off is the fact that he cares so much. It's not attractive, and usually he's rude about it which can be offensive after the millionth time. Fair enough if she couldn't beat you. But even if you didn't want to let her win there's no need to 'dominate' the games. Why not play something coop or win her a teddy on a grabbing machine or go on the dance machines or something that doesn't necessarily have a winner?
Zoockey 5
I seriously think you should consider a change of strategy there my dear fella...
Brouhaha_fml 0
holy shit, razgriz! do you play WoW and play a 80 Mage on icecrown server? <------ Parazoa
dammit_to_hell 1
from a gamer to another gamer... good job... now.. play a new less and less virtual game called .. Get the Poonani..
gymnast10179 0
woow what a shirt idea for a fist date, u deserved it
tisiphone_fml 0
Wow, epic fail - you even got a girl who was willing to go to the arcade. No need to let her win, but have you ever heard of co-op? Or teaching her -how- to play the games? From one gamer to another, sorry m8, YDI.
Rebap 4
games before Danes.. jk but no ur really stupid lol
wertan10 0
ballsmaloney I knew you would put that on here, lulz
crazycornn 0
wow of all the places to take a girl...the arcade?