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By razgriz1 - 20/08/2009 05:45 - United States

Today, I took a cute girl out to an arcade date, and mercilessly dominated her in every game there, to the point she refused to talk to me afterwards. Gamer Pride: 1 - Getting Laid: 0. FML

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By Loser - 21/08/2013 15:17 - United States

Today, I got my girlfriend to play Smash Bros Brawl with me. As it was her first time, I set up handicaps to give her at least a shot at winning. She won, quite handily. A little irritated at this, I took off the handicaps and tried again. She beat me even faster. FML

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By 2B single - 12/08/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, at a Con, I saw a girl in an impressive cosplay of a character from one of my favorite video games. I complimented her on her costume and got a picture with her. Later, my girlfriend called me a cheating creep and broke up with me. FML

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By Just be a man - 10/10/2025 00:00

Today, I find video games very unattractive and unmanly. I told a great guy that he had to choose between me and his video games, and he immediately told me he chose video games, then asked me to leave. Whatever, loser. FML

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By Joey - 29/05/2024 05:00 - United States - Stockton

Today, it was supposed to be a big date day for my girlfriend and I. She really loves a specific video game, so I did what I thought was special on it. I learned the hard way that doing so ruined the entire day for her over the video game. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2022 22:00

Today, my date took me to some sort of comic book/computer convention. I think he was trying to impress me with his online reputation, but it didn’t come across as tech suave, it was more nerd pathetic, the kind that makes vaginas go dry faster than a sand enema. I went home alone, bored. FML

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By I warned him - 19/12/2014 02:39 - United States - Marietta

Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2023 16:00

Today, I had a gym date with a girl from Tinder. As soon as I saw her loading up the 45s, I knew I was in trouble. She could squat and leg-press over 100 lbs more than me on both. Somehow she let me come over that night anyway. I challenged her to a wrestling match to try and gain back my pride, then she made me tap out. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/02/2015 20:42 - Australia - Blacktown

Today, I won a game of Monopoly against my girlfriend. She reacted by sweeping the board off the table, storming out the front door, and mowing down my mailbox driving away. FML

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By garrett - 14/02/2019 15:11 - United States

Today, my girlfriend beat me at ping pong, twenty to three. She said I let her win because I don't respect her, then stormed out of the room. I'm just really bad at ping pong. FML

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By ThinZ - 24/12/2011 00:26 - United States

Today, I invited a few of my co-workers over to play video games. Within an hour, my wife had gotten drunk, grabbed my controller, told me to "get back in the kitchen", and described to everyone in blood-chilling detail how she took her first boyfriend's virginity. FML

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IMB916 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 12:19

You took her to an arcade?! so u could beat her at all the games...? YDI

Xinabeth 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 12:19

I am going to say YDI. You shouldn't have "mercilessly dominated" her in the games; you should have let her win a couple at least (IMO).

Comments

ameliafmlr 7

Thursday 16 June 2011 7:22

well what do you expect? ur supost to let the girls win and it really shouldn't matter about getting laid. stop thinking with your dick and grow up

hateevryone 14

Saturday 18 June 2011 3:29

you should've been a man and let her win some games. douche

sadlyliving 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 22:48

Pointer: see if she's a gamer before bringing her to the arcade

fatass_ninja 0

Monday 15 August 2011 15:15

headshot, b*tch!!!

michaelscott69 0

Saturday 20 August 2011 20:36

You're supposed to let your girlfriend win, you idiot.

chronicBuD420 0

Monday 29 August 2011 8:59

wow, of course you're not gonna get laid dumbass, never take a date to an arcade

angrystare 6

Saturday 10 September 2011 1:54

Gamerpride wont give you stds

Dys7 3

Saturday 22 October 2011 22:12

You find pride in beating girls with no gaming experience? Yeah, hardcore.

flockz 19

Monday 21 November 2011 6:33

lolol sounds like me

narutou546 4

Saturday 26 November 2011 0:31

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