Miscellaneous: Today, I was at a local chinese restaurant with two of my friends....

By Anonymous - 20/08/2009 05:30 - United States

Today, I was at a local chinese restaurant with two of my friends. We were laughing hysterically when my friend tells me to stop making her laugh because she was going to puke, naturally I kept egging it on. She puked all over the table and I was laughing so hard that I peed my pants. FML

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By Titi14 - 04/03/2010 03:19 - United States

Today, my best friend decided she wanted to tell my boyfriend about the time I pissed myself laughing at her house. When she was telling the story I ended up laughing so hard, that I pissed myself again. FML

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By shattysituation - 31/12/2012 22:36 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try a new place to eat. On our way home we both had upset stomachs. As we raced into the house we realized neither of us could hold it any longer. Having only one bathroom, I let her go first. She exploded on the toilet and I exploded in my pants. FML

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By Darth Vomitus - 10/08/2012 18:54 - United States - Mequon

Today, I went to an amusement park with a group of friends, one of whom was a girl I really like. When we got on the roller coaster, I was ecstatic that she wanted to sit next to me. Not even half-way through, I ended up puking all over the both of us. FML

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By GuillermoCJ - 22/01/2011 05:36 - Mexico

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house and had to go to the bathroom. While peeing, I had a cough attack. The cough shook my body, making me pee all over my pants. My girlfriend's parents just arrived. FML

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By gingerbread - 18/12/2017 18:00 - Armenia - Yerevan

Today, I got a little too drunk at my best friend's birthday party and threw up in the pub bathroom. I wiped everything up, composed myself, and went back to the party table before promptly throwing up on myself in front of the whole pub. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2010 13:44 - United States

Today, my friend decided it was funny to burp in my face. The burp was actually vomit. We were in the food court at the mall. FML

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Gross, dude!

By Anonymous - 27/05/2010 02:30 - United States

Today, I picked up my 3 friends from a party. One of them drank too much and claimed she needed to throw up. I pulled over multiple times so she could. It didn't happen until we were right in front of her house and still inside my car. FML

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By gatorhead - 09/09/2010 18:05 - United States

Today, while eating lunch, one of my friends told a joke that made everyone at the table laugh. Apparently, the guy standing behind me overheard and was laughing too. So much in fact that he spewed the red Gatorade he was drinking all over the back of my white shirt and hair. FML

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By anonymous - 17/12/2011 02:06 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my friends. All throughout, some guy kept making weird sounds and breathing deeply. Midway through the movie, he got even louder. Just as I was about to snap, chunks of vomit sprayed over my chair and shoulders. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2010 20:03 - United States

Today, my friend peed her pants while we were sledding. I could feel it trickling down into my pants. FML

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papertigers_fml 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 12:25

Classy.

Jonasgl 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 12:16

so what was so funny? ;P

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Jonasgl 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 12:16

so what was so funny? ;P

cmtriplecage 1

Thursday 20 August 2009 13:17

what a sight that is to see

andyn 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 17:00

this was a waste of 10 seconds of my life.

rudone 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 17:50

check please?

wbrycem 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 18:56

Hahahaha I would've laughed at that

rekabdarb 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 20:08

yeah where is the fml part? that's hilarious

Ox_Baker 0

Friday 21 August 2009 7:39

Translation: My fat pig friend and I were at Panda Express at the mall, and we were eating too much and being little douchebags, like normal.

mlipro 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 5:30

... I guess you had to be there?

buunana 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 12:20

That's not an FML! You obviously had a good time to be laughing so hard, right? :D

gwenhwyfaer 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 16:57

You know what is an FML? "Today, these three little jerks came into my Chinese restaurant..."

oh_mi_shizzle 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 18:11

yeah... i feel bad for the ppl at the restaurant...*shakes head with pity* they're the ones who had to clean up the huge mess u ppl left... lol im hoping u at least left a /very/ good tip as an apoligy for all that good time u had hahahaha but i feel like this was embarrassing and all but u loved every second of it... ;) lol

Shaebug12 0

Saturday 27 November 2010 3:15

48- u spelled apology wrong...

KatieKhaos 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 19:14

110, You spelled you wrong. 48, you almost spelled everything wrong.

rcloca 10

Monday 27 June 2011 1:04

really

Rasputia 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 12:24

You no laugh! that no funny! Why you make fun of chinese people? Chinese people no bad to you! YOU PAY NOW!!! lol....should have gone to KFC :D

papertigers_fml 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 12:25

Classy.

doggylover27 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 21:48

I never knew that laughing was now considered an FML o.o

JazzHandsFML 28

Monday 2 March 2015 6:00

almost as classy as you in your profile picture.

SimpleSimon 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 12:28

You're quite a pair of spackers aren't you?

Kat_MS 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 12:28

Lol, smart. Must've had a good time up until then though :).

blameyourself 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 12:29

who the hell pukes when they laugh hard? So gross. Not a funny fml at all.

vassal44 9

Friday 10 January 2014 22:38

Leave. On FML potty humor=win

nickyzinks 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 12:31

Well you two would make a delightful couple, what with all the bodily fluids being exchanged.

SimpleSimon 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 12:36

You just made me think of all the worst things I've ever seen on the internet =(

greenltrn2003 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 14:29

^agreed...if I saw them walking out of the resturant, I would have been sure the was about to be a new viral video out...involving a random number of cups, girls, and orange chicken.