Today, I took a cute girl out to an arcade date, and mercilessly dominated her in every game there, to the point she refused to talk to me afterwards. Gamer Pride: 1 - Getting Laid: 0. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got my girlfriend to play Smash Bros Brawl with me. As it was her first time, I set up handicaps to give her at least a shot at winning. She won, quite handily. A little irritated at this, I took off the handicaps and tried again. She beat me even faster. FML
Today, at a Con, I saw a girl in an impressive cosplay of a character from one of my favorite video games. I complimented her on her costume and got a picture with her. Later, my girlfriend called me a cheating creep and broke up with me. FML
Today, I find video games very unattractive and unmanly. I told a great guy that he had to choose between me and his video games, and he immediately told me he chose video games, then asked me to leave. Whatever, loser. FML
Today, it was supposed to be a big date day for my girlfriend and I. She really loves a specific video game, so I did what I thought was special on it. I learned the hard way that doing so ruined the entire day for her over the video game. FML
Today, my date took me to some sort of comic book/computer convention. I think he was trying to impress me with his online reputation, but it didn’t come across as tech suave, it was more nerd pathetic, the kind that makes vaginas go dry faster than a sand enema. I went home alone, bored. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
Today, I had a gym date with a girl from Tinder. As soon as I saw her loading up the 45s, I knew I was in trouble. She could squat and leg-press over 100 lbs more than me on both. Somehow she let me come over that night anyway. I challenged her to a wrestling match to try and gain back my pride, then she made me tap out. FML
Today, I won a game of Monopoly against my girlfriend. She reacted by sweeping the board off the table, storming out the front door, and mowing down my mailbox driving away. FML
Today, my girlfriend beat me at ping pong, twenty to three. She said I let her win because I don't respect her, then stormed out of the room. I'm just really bad at ping pong. FML
Today, I invited a few of my co-workers over to play video games. Within an hour, my wife had gotten drunk, grabbed my controller, told me to "get back in the kitchen", and described to everyone in blood-chilling detail how she took her first boyfriend's virginity. FML
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Top comments
IMB916 0
You took her to an arcade?! so u could beat her at all the games...? YDI
Xinabeth 0
I am going to say YDI. You shouldn't have "mercilessly dominated" her in the games; you should have let her win a couple at least (IMO).
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Comments (334)
bidoof_fml 0
good for you, you're a "gamer girl". she obviously was not. how about for a first date, a guy took you to play football or some other sport and repeatedly beat your ass? he obviously wasn't thinking about what would be fun for both people and just wanted to boost his own ego. getting pissed off in this situation is completely justified. for the record, I am also a female "gamer". I'm not shitty like you though, I'm countywide ssbb champ and in a healthy relationship.
allnutty 0
yes! gamer pride!
twilightluver347 7
ur fsult by so much! like seriously wtf?
RoySaysWut 0
You finally find the perfect girl- one willing to go to an ARCADE for a DATE! And you blew it. Lazer Tag would've been better, with you 2 on the same team, protecting her from lazers. Think of it.
RoySaysWut 0
And lol@all of you saying this person is a girl. He's a guy ^^ No mere female would understand the complexity and the pride that comes from a video game. To lose to a girl is the ultimate taboo, really. If you lose to a girl, and someone else wins, he has taken your pride. That's all most gamers have...
Drittjr 0
FYL OP.
J0gby 0
youre lucky she even went to the arcade with you... loser
glitterbabe224 0
arcade date?..hm. ydi. are you like 8?
ThatBrownChick 0
who the hell goes to an arcade for dates? but seriously OP it's called "letting the girl win" so um... YFDI :)
lollinda11 0
I hate how nowadays it's all about getting laid. God what happened to the nice dates that don't revolve around sex...