Today, I find video games very unattractive and unmanly. I told a great guy that he had to choose between me and his video games, and he immediately told me he chose video games, then asked me to leave. Whatever, loser. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 2 years of being together. The reason? I don't enjoy playing video games as much as he does. FML
Today, I realized that my ex has REALLY dumped me for a video game. And he will not change his mind. FML
Today, I met a guy that I liked. We really hit it off, that is until his parents walked by and he started begging them, down on his hands and knees, to buy him a new video game. FML
Today, I shouted at my husband for buying a video game, saying that money wasted on his dumb childish bullshit could be spent on a nice vacation or date night. He quietly packed a bag and left. I'm getting the locks changed. Good riddance. FML
Today, I wanted to spend some time with my girl, but she was more interested in her phone and 90 Day Fiancé. Bored, I went to play video games. Ten minutes later, she came looking for me and yelled that I clearly prefer video games to her. FML
Today, when my new boyfriend told me he liked playing games, he meant a 60" TV with a professional gaming chair in the middle of his living room, and 48-hour gaming marathons where he totally ignores me, refuses to sleep or shower, and only has energy drinks and cheerios. FML
Today, I took a cute girl out to an arcade date, and mercilessly dominated her in every game there, to the point she refused to talk to me afterwards. Gamer Pride: 1 - Getting Laid: 0. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because his online gaming friends don't like it when I ask him to spend time with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out I play video games. No, not that I play too many video games or have an addiction to video games. Just that I play them, period. FML
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Top comments
idragosani 17
He chose... wisely
DLBL 23
This tells us more about you and your charms. He's just not that into you. You pose an ultimatum right out of the box? No wonder he asked you to leave.
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Comments (9)
idragosani 17
He chose... wisely
DLBL 23
This tells us more about you and your charms. He's just not that into you. You pose an ultimatum right out of the box? No wonder he asked you to leave.
sirrubberduckie 37
So, when I play video games with my wife and my daughter, that's... three women playing video games, according to you? Fascinating.
Ghostrui 31
Don't date people that game if you find gaming that much of an unattractive quality in a person.
Petit Etre Malfaisant 23
I find very unwomanly to dictate s.o behavior; what next? not allowed to do this or that? not allowed to see his women friends? this is abuse
Hangryko 32
Unless you're willing to get therapy, I hope you stay alone for the rest of your life. You sound exhausting.
FluffythePink 24
Well, aren't you just a sparkly lil' rainbow spray of toxic entitlement?
GoogieWithers 25
Why would you ask someone to choose between something that brings them happiness & joy or you?
jlc82 14
because she's a selfish twat
ThePhantomGamer 20
If a woman ever tells me to choose my hobbies or her, I'll always choose my hobbies.