Today, I won a game of Monopoly against my girlfriend. She reacted by sweeping the board off the table, storming out the front door, and mowing down my mailbox driving away. FML
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9/2/2015 20:42
- Australia - Blacktown
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Welshite
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Hopefully she doesn't have a Get Out of Jail Free card. Who knows what she's capable of.
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barfcannon
| 24
Monopoly has ruined more relationships than infidelity
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Welshite
| 39
Hopefully she doesn't have a Get Out of Jail Free card. Who knows what she's capable of.
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Retaheki
| 27
What you do is hope she lands on your hotel. Then you're in business, that is, unless she stole your money to pay off the debt.
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sstahpp
| 33
Monopoly will turn you into a crazy bitch!
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lilmissy44
| 14
Pass get out, collect 200 dollars for damages....maybe some diapers cause she sounds like a toddler
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incoherentrmblr
| 21
All board games in relationships are traps...
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Pingvinai
| 37
Monopoly: testing friendships and families since 1903.
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MrConcise
| 34
It's been replaced in that department with Mario Party, Trouble, and IKEA furniture.
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Retaheki
| 27
Not true #25. Nothing tears friendships apart quicker than Monopoly, it is only tied by UNOs Draw Four card.
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valalvax
| 13
Trouble? Barely worth a mention
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HairIsEverything
| 15
What about Sorry? We've had a couple game boards used as frisbies over that damn game.
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more4me
| 27
Amen to that, #3 !
IKEA furniture building is probably a close second ! Or is it "a trip to IKEA with your SO on a Saturday afternoon to test the relationship ? " ;)
IKEA furniture building is probably a close second ! Or is it "a trip to IKEA with your SO on a Saturday afternoon to test the relationship ? " ;)
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MrConcise
| 34
#46 - Oh, Sorry was what I was thinking of, not Trouble. Brain fart.
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Flyndaran
| 10
I though your comment was funny and lighthearted. I have zero idea why you have so many down votes.
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emmatheamazingx
| 17
That's why to never play monopoly with your loved ones
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barfcannon
| 24
Monopoly has ruined more relationships than infidelity
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jojimugo
| 20
That game is dark
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juststephhere
| 23
It's just a game... She should've gotten over it..
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tantanpanda
| 26
if I land on the developed boardwalk, I wouldn't be getting over it any time soon.
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13ky13
| 20
If you're not willing to lose every friend you've got over a board game, you're not playing hard enough.
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just_dorky_me
| 22
If you think it's just a board game then you have never properly played.
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Stazza11
| 27
One does not simply get over the rage that manifests whilst losing at monopoly.
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iAlissa
| 34
Monopoly is the true test of strength in a relationship.
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gearhead369
| 20
There you have someone who is really competitive. She doesn't like losing, so guess what? You'll never win. EVER
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Flyndaran
| 10
Competitive does not mean childishly throwing temper tantrums after having lost. American sports has corrupted your view of sportsmanship.
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LottiGypsyHaze
| 3
Not true. I don't care about winning arguments I have with my bf, but when it comes to video games and board games I am intense, man.
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gabwielle
| 8
Try the Star Wars version of Monopoly.
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laden_swallow09
| 34
As much as I love Star Wars, I'm not sure how that would make it any different.
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DrMario_
| 16
She's going straight to jail. If she passes Go, she shan't receive $200.
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ohSNAPyall
| 26
She's got nothing left to lose.
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ohSNAPyall
| 26
"Monopoly's just another word for nothing left to lose." - Janis Joplin