If she only wanted to be friends, why would she "slip it to him"?

You're more optimistic than spongebob on any given day. I wish the world was as nice as you think it is.

#1: How old are you? Do your parents know you are smoking? Yeah, I read your profile. You're going to get hate from me over your picture.

Yeah #1 your way to young to be smoking. Do you think you cool because of it? Because your not.

This is fml fellas, not a life lesson site. The cigar doesn't even look like it's lit. Maybe he's reenacting a Scarface bit, either way, it's his body, not yours.

Phallic symbol? Freud would have a mouthful too. :P

60. Like you said, this is FML, since when did people mind their own business here?

Your profile picture..just.. smh.

I'm not trying to hate on your picture #1, but how old exactly are you?!

ditch the bitch

Wait, probably not? I'm thinking that's DEFINITELY not the case

@82 I'm 15 years old

That was a test, #1, and you failed. No personal info. Ever. Or you will ultimately be punished.

And at least he told you after you left

^^true dat

That is exactly what i was thinking it's rare to find people that would do that for you instead of keeping it a secret

Unless he doesn't like OP's gf and the text was a lie. Hey, it's happened plenty of times...

well if she really did slip him her number,he'll have proof.

He could simply write her number out on a piece if paper or a napkin if he really wanted to forge some evidence.

Ever heard of 'different handwriting' #115?

115- why would op's friend have the girlfriends number to fake?

How would he even have her number in the first place.? So basically he can't just write it down if he doesn't know it.

Was this pun intended, you are quite clever

It would have been better if I pulled a Perdix. "Looks like he... *lowers sunglasses* waited for the right moment." But yes, 'twas intended.

It took me several rereads to get that pun

Send her to Belize.

Walter, your wife cheated on you, yet she isn't in Belize.

She's family. She is off limits.

So.. If I cheat on a girl she's going to pay for my ticket to Belize!? Look out world, I'm going to cheat until you pay for my flight! I always wanted to see the Mayan temples down there. And that barrier reef!? Count me in!

Maybe? No. Its just time.

Sadly I think she may be already cheating

If she isn't, it's not for a lack of trying on her part.

You do like them tender, don't you Boners.

There's two kinds of people in this world.

Who likes tender boners?!

Is that how you got yours? Naughty naughty doctor. ;)

11- *Takes a breath to say just that...* *Eyeballs the pic...* *Sits back down, silently.* ;P

Oh they should have a threewa...oh. Nevermind. OP's hopefully soon to be ex might want that bottle for herself later.

You spoil my fun, but really, poor guy. I had a few girlfriends like that. Nothing but heartache.

I dunno Doc... that comment... it kind of makes it sound like you want to make it a fourway...

*neighs*

A three way with a Coke bottle up one's arse?! Kinky!

This is extremely not jumping to conclusions. No further investigation needed?!

#12 then you spend way to much time on the computer, and what more does he need to investigate she gave his friend number while on a date with him that's all he needs to know

So his friend definitely isn't making it up or playing some kind of stupid joke on him?

fakebook is for fakes!

113--I agree with you. A few people on here have made this observation but most just think ops friends word is the gods honest truth. Friends backstab friends. .Lifes shit sometimes.

My boyfriends friend lied and said I was cheating. It caused a lot of fights. Things like this do happen :(