Health, Transportation, Poopoo peepee and Cars: Not now! - FML

Not now!

By Anonymous - 19/07/2019 00:01

Today, after 4 days without being able to poop, now, while sitting stuck in traffic, I have the sudden urge to use the bathroom. FML

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PryderPlayer017 5

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Friday 19 July 2019 1:53

shittiest situation, ever

RichardPencil 30

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Friday 19 July 2019 2:33

At least the traffic jam in your intestines is loosening up. Hopefully, the automotive traffic will also start to flow as freely and rapidly as your turds.

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PryderPlayer017 5

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Friday 19 July 2019 1:53

shittiest situation, ever

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Friday 19 July 2019 21:57

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RichardPencil 30

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Friday 19 July 2019 2:33

At least the traffic jam in your intestines is loosening up. Hopefully, the automotive traffic will also start to flow as freely and rapidly as your turds.

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Friday 19 July 2019 5:11

Gonna have some roid rage?

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