Love: Today, I took a cute girl out to an arcade date, and mercilessly...

By razgriz1 - 20/08/2009 05:45 - United States

Today, I took a cute girl out to an arcade date, and mercilessly dominated her in every game there, to the point she refused to talk to me afterwards. Gamer Pride: 1 - Getting Laid: 0. FML

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IMB916 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 12:19

You took her to an arcade?! so u could beat her at all the games...? YDI

Xinabeth 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 12:19

I am going to say YDI. You shouldn't have "mercilessly dominated" her in the games; you should have let her win a couple at least (IMO).

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good_life35 0

Friday 21 August 2009 7:27

YDI for not letting her win at least one.

Qup 0

Friday 21 August 2009 7:56

you're just the kind of guy that'll go through life just not quite getting it.

NightVVulf 0

Friday 21 August 2009 8:08

Dumb Ass, find a boyfriend on WOW. Society will thank you.

wtrplochica 0

Friday 21 August 2009 9:16

You're an ass

DarMARINEren 0

Friday 21 August 2009 9:33

a ******* arcade, take her to a party, get her drunk, and **** her. then in the morning when she is sober, **** her again!

freded21 0

Friday 21 August 2009 9:45

ok this is what you should have done well first of all dont take her to the arcade ok now since you ignored my idvice and took her to the arcade you completly dominate her the first time you play just completly dominate her then the second time let her rie with you and say:"wow you getting really good at this" then contineu tieing with her even letting her win once and a while then well lets just say you might get laid

TheKitsune 0

Friday 21 August 2009 11:06

YDI for not dating a gamer... and if she was one then definitely find one that's better at losing than being a little whiny shit about it. Find a girl that wants to go to the arcade. I know I totally would. I know a lot of girls that would. As long as you paid for the games then it's a date

roundnproud 7

Friday 21 August 2009 11:35

This is hilarious. I don't know why people are getting so agitated over this..

Acidwash1987 0

Friday 21 August 2009 14:30

hahaha agreeing with roundnproud, if I were on a date like that I'd be having so much fun, so what she got her ass kicked, she still got to play a bunch of videogames and hangout....she was prolly a bitch anyways if she is THAT sore of a ****** loser.

MissRogue 0

Friday 21 August 2009 15:52

Okay, seriously? Women these days.. If some guy took me on an arcade date and was able to kick my ass, I'd be impressed! Not to mention his chances of getting laid would definitely go up. I say good riddance to her.