Today, I took a cute girl out to an arcade date, and mercilessly dominated her in every game there, to the point she refused to talk to me afterwards. Gamer Pride: 1 - Getting Laid: 0. FML
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Today, I got my girlfriend to play Smash Bros Brawl with me. As it was her first time, I set up handicaps to give her at least a shot at winning. She won, quite handily. A little irritated at this, I took off the handicaps and tried again. She beat me even faster. FML
Today, at a Con, I saw a girl in an impressive cosplay of a character from one of my favorite video games. I complimented her on her costume and got a picture with her. Later, my girlfriend called me a cheating creep and broke up with me. FML
Today, I find video games very unattractive and unmanly. I told a great guy that he had to choose between me and his video games, and he immediately told me he chose video games, then asked me to leave. Whatever, loser. FML
Today, it was supposed to be a big date day for my girlfriend and I. She really loves a specific video game, so I did what I thought was special on it. I learned the hard way that doing so ruined the entire day for her over the video game. FML
Today, my date took me to some sort of comic book/computer convention. I think he was trying to impress me with his online reputation, but it didn’t come across as tech suave, it was more nerd pathetic, the kind that makes vaginas go dry faster than a sand enema. I went home alone, bored. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
Today, I had a gym date with a girl from Tinder. As soon as I saw her loading up the 45s, I knew I was in trouble. She could squat and leg-press over 100 lbs more than me on both. Somehow she let me come over that night anyway. I challenged her to a wrestling match to try and gain back my pride, then she made me tap out. FML
Today, I won a game of Monopoly against my girlfriend. She reacted by sweeping the board off the table, storming out the front door, and mowing down my mailbox driving away. FML
Today, my girlfriend beat me at ping pong, twenty to three. She said I let her win because I don't respect her, then stormed out of the room. I'm just really bad at ping pong. FML
Today, I invited a few of my co-workers over to play video games. Within an hour, my wife had gotten drunk, grabbed my controller, told me to "get back in the kitchen", and described to everyone in blood-chilling detail how she took her first boyfriend's virginity. FML
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IMB916 0
You took her to an arcade?! so u could beat her at all the games...? YDI
Xinabeth 0
I am going to say YDI. You shouldn't have "mercilessly dominated" her in the games; you should have let her win a couple at least (IMO).
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Comments (334)
good_life35 0
YDI for not letting her win at least one.
Qup 0
you're just the kind of guy that'll go through life just not quite getting it.
NightVVulf 0
Dumb Ass, find a boyfriend on WOW. Society will thank you.
wtrplochica 0
You're an ass
DarMARINEren 0
a ******* arcade, take her to a party, get her drunk, and **** her. then in the morning when she is sober, **** her again!
freded21 0
ok this is what you should have done well first of all dont take her to the arcade ok now since you ignored my idvice and took her to the arcade you completly dominate her the first time you play just completly dominate her then the second time let her rie with you and say:"wow you getting really good at this" then contineu tieing with her even letting her win once and a while then well lets just say you might get laid
TheKitsune 0
YDI for not dating a gamer... and if she was one then definitely find one that's better at losing than being a little whiny shit about it. Find a girl that wants to go to the arcade. I know I totally would. I know a lot of girls that would. As long as you paid for the games then it's a date
roundnproud 7
This is hilarious. I don't know why people are getting so agitated over this..
Acidwash1987 0
hahaha agreeing with roundnproud, if I were on a date like that I'd be having so much fun, so what she got her ass kicked, she still got to play a bunch of videogames and hangout....she was prolly a bitch anyways if she is THAT sore of a ****** loser.
MissRogue 0
Okay, seriously? Women these days.. If some guy took me on an arcade date and was able to kick my ass, I'd be impressed! Not to mention his chances of getting laid would definitely go up. I say good riddance to her.