Today, I took a cute girl out to an arcade date, and mercilessly dominated her in every game there, to the point she refused to talk to me afterwards. Gamer Pride: 1 - Getting Laid: 0. FML
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Today, I got my girlfriend to play Smash Bros Brawl with me. As it was her first time, I set up handicaps to give her at least a shot at winning. She won, quite handily. A little irritated at this, I took off the handicaps and tried again. She beat me even faster. FML
Today, at a Con, I saw a girl in an impressive cosplay of a character from one of my favorite video games. I complimented her on her costume and got a picture with her. Later, my girlfriend called me a cheating creep and broke up with me. FML
Today, I find video games very unattractive and unmanly. I told a great guy that he had to choose between me and his video games, and he immediately told me he chose video games, then asked me to leave. Whatever, loser. FML
Today, it was supposed to be a big date day for my girlfriend and I. She really loves a specific video game, so I did what I thought was special on it. I learned the hard way that doing so ruined the entire day for her over the video game. FML
Today, my date took me to some sort of comic book/computer convention. I think he was trying to impress me with his online reputation, but it didn’t come across as tech suave, it was more nerd pathetic, the kind that makes vaginas go dry faster than a sand enema. I went home alone, bored. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
Today, I had a gym date with a girl from Tinder. As soon as I saw her loading up the 45s, I knew I was in trouble. She could squat and leg-press over 100 lbs more than me on both. Somehow she let me come over that night anyway. I challenged her to a wrestling match to try and gain back my pride, then she made me tap out. FML
Today, I won a game of Monopoly against my girlfriend. She reacted by sweeping the board off the table, storming out the front door, and mowing down my mailbox driving away. FML
Today, my girlfriend beat me at ping pong, twenty to three. She said I let her win because I don't respect her, then stormed out of the room. I'm just really bad at ping pong. FML
Today, I invited a few of my co-workers over to play video games. Within an hour, my wife had gotten drunk, grabbed my controller, told me to "get back in the kitchen", and described to everyone in blood-chilling detail how she took her first boyfriend's virginity. FML
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IMB916 0
You took her to an arcade?! so u could beat her at all the games...? YDI
Xinabeth 0
I am going to say YDI. You shouldn't have "mercilessly dominated" her in the games; you should have let her win a couple at least (IMO).
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Comments (334)
iBiteRoses 22
And THIS is why you don't take girls on dates to arcades. That is the lamest date idea ever lol... sorry, personal grudges against guys who have taken me on similar dates. Grr.
Fmeonce_shameonu 15
Your picture is of a Japanese cartoon and you dislike arcades. Your thought process is ass backwards
iBiteRoses 22
And THIS is why you don't take girls on dates to arcades. That is the lamest date idea ever lol... sorry, personal grudges against guys who have taken me on similar dates. Grr.
Fmeonce_shameonu 15
That's really strange. Once girls usually see my "mad" gaming skills they drop to their knees and get in line. You might just be godly at games and intimidated her is all....
runnawaygirl 4
YDI, first of all you took her to the ARCADE, and then you made her feel like crap by beating her in everything...are you really surprised she won't talk to you?
IdleGear 0
Whoa whoa whoa arcades aren't extinct?
teentee401 37
I don't think this is a YDI. I'm a girl, and if I went on an arcade date, I would want to play to play. It's no fun to be allowed to win, and I don't feel like the guy should. I wouldn't want him to. So I think the girl deserves it for being a child
Steffi 26
YDI for thinking you'd get laid.
luckylucas26 9
Not only are you an @sshole, your an idiot as well.
DrHeadshot 5
Lol, I would have let her win some of them XD
BiNeko 12
You're an idiot.