Today, I took a cute girl out to an arcade date, and mercilessly dominated her in every game there, to the point she refused to talk to me afterwards. Gamer Pride: 1 - Getting Laid: 0. FML
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Today, I got my girlfriend to play Smash Bros Brawl with me. As it was her first time, I set up handicaps to give her at least a shot at winning. She won, quite handily. A little irritated at this, I took off the handicaps and tried again. She beat me even faster. FML
Today, at a Con, I saw a girl in an impressive cosplay of a character from one of my favorite video games. I complimented her on her costume and got a picture with her. Later, my girlfriend called me a cheating creep and broke up with me. FML
Today, I find video games very unattractive and unmanly. I told a great guy that he had to choose between me and his video games, and he immediately told me he chose video games, then asked me to leave. Whatever, loser. FML
Today, it was supposed to be a big date day for my girlfriend and I. She really loves a specific video game, so I did what I thought was special on it. I learned the hard way that doing so ruined the entire day for her over the video game. FML
Today, my date took me to some sort of comic book/computer convention. I think he was trying to impress me with his online reputation, but it didn’t come across as tech suave, it was more nerd pathetic, the kind that makes vaginas go dry faster than a sand enema. I went home alone, bored. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
Today, I had a gym date with a girl from Tinder. As soon as I saw her loading up the 45s, I knew I was in trouble. She could squat and leg-press over 100 lbs more than me on both. Somehow she let me come over that night anyway. I challenged her to a wrestling match to try and gain back my pride, then she made me tap out. FML
Today, I won a game of Monopoly against my girlfriend. She reacted by sweeping the board off the table, storming out the front door, and mowing down my mailbox driving away. FML
Today, my girlfriend beat me at ping pong, twenty to three. She said I let her win because I don't respect her, then stormed out of the room. I'm just really bad at ping pong. FML
Today, I invited a few of my co-workers over to play video games. Within an hour, my wife had gotten drunk, grabbed my controller, told me to "get back in the kitchen", and described to everyone in blood-chilling detail how she took her first boyfriend's virginity. FML
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IMB916 0
You took her to an arcade?! so u could beat her at all the games...? YDI
Xinabeth 0
I am going to say YDI. You shouldn't have "mercilessly dominated" her in the games; you should have let her win a couple at least (IMO).
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Comments (334)
maliboozer1 3
Wow thats sad this is how rapists get their beginnings stay away from my sisters
krector13 0
Hey I'll tell you what just to get some satisfaction out of this. You tell me how to win some of these games and i can tell you how a ****** feels like. Should be a fair deal
billybobjoebob 0
you were supposed to do the dominating in bed
Hockeylover87_71 0
#187, why the F would he have to let the girl win? just because you can't win at anything, doesn't mean that your BF (or GF) has to purposely lose so that you can feel good about your stupid self. get a life and learn how to win, so that your bf (or gf) doesn't have to take pity in you, you sad excuse for a gamer.
hung_solo 0
Mastahorse, good job in spelling douche wrong. And you are a girl. LMFAO ;)
FMLMeetYDI 0
If my boyfriend beat me, I wouldn't give a damn. At least I did my best.
IceCreamMage 17
I dominate my girlfriend in Combat Arms but she frequently says "IF YOU SHOOT ME I'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU!" I spent half the game shooting the person right behind her and running away from her while she shoots me. It's actually kinda funny xD
Disco_Pat 0
thats how you test girls if they can beat you or give a good challenge then they are a good choice lol
Fleurygirl 7
Just find a girl who can beat you at a game! Seriously, women who game do exist and ones that will kick your backside are out there too. If she's just useless at games then play in co-op mode and teach her how to be better.
FlyingTomato7 0
Dayum! This guys is claaayayaaaSY! Taking a girl to an arcade, damn that's cool! Then, you showed how incredibly attractive you are by dominating her sorry ass in some 1980s video games! God, I wish I was you!