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Her plan!

By "Tarun Kumar" - 03/12/2019 14:00

Today, my girlfriend planned our day, she wanted to play FIFA before having sex. I won 11-0. She stormed out of the room, went home and isn't picking my calls / texting back. It's been 12 hours. FML

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You deserved it 1 046

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2023 22:00

Today, after weeks of my girlfriend moaning that I never go anywhere, I went out with some friends. An hour in, she started blowing up my phone. When I answered it, she was screaming in rage because I wasn't home to cook dinner. FML

I agree, your life sucks 821

You deserved it 155

By garrett - 14/02/2019 15:11 - United States

Today, my girlfriend beat me at ping pong, twenty to three. She said I let her win because I don't respect her, then stormed out of the room. I'm just really bad at ping pong. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 474

You deserved it 4 788

By what did I do? - 15/10/2015 19:30 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She slapped me in the face, stormed out and won't answer my calls. What the hell? FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 343

You deserved it 2 560

Time to bail

By Anonymous - 18/09/2024 08:00 - United States - Denver

Today, my girlfriend likes playing games on her phone more than she likes me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 375

You deserved it 127

By Nafypoo - 21/11/2018 22:00

Today, I was playing competitively for my clan in a tournament. Money is involved, and I was doing quite well until my girlfriend up and turned the PS4 off because I wasn't "paying enough attention" to her, despite being on a holiday with her for the previous 3 days. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 491

You deserved it 931

The best part of breaking up…

By Anonymous - 19/10/2009 23:51 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I got into a huge fight. She kicked me out of the apartment and told me to never come back. Devastated, I waited outside of the apartment door for hours, hoping she'd reconsider. I ended up falling asleep. I woke up to her foot stomping on me, screaming, "I meant it!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 046

You deserved it 8 844

By Whatswrongwithme? - 03/11/2013 09:57 - United Kingdom

Today, I told my girlfriend I loved her. She left and never came back. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 788

You deserved it 5 724

By Anonymous - 01/11/2014 18:23 - United States - Cincinnati

Today, my girlfriend came over to my place unannounced. She slapped me in the face, said, "You son of a bitch." and stormed off. I have no idea what that was for. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 857

You deserved it 5 521

Bankrolled

By Anon - 02/01/2023 12:00

Today, it's the last day of my girlfriend's "dream vacation", which I broke the bank paying for. She's spent almost the entire week laying in bed, listlessly playing Pokémon. She won't even talk to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 062

You deserved it 220

By BrokeAndPsst - 12/04/2011 04:27 - United States

Today, my girlfriend chose the most expensive restaurant in town, then spent the entire time facebooking, texting, and playing games on her phone while I dined in silence. This is the second time we've been out this week. She didn't even eat her food. I didn't even get a thank you. FML

I agree, your life sucks 60 188

You deserved it 14 916

JackWood 20

Tuesday 3 December 2019 19:11

You are kinda ruthless at your FIFA game. You're supposed to ease up on your better half. Now she is ruthless on her game. Enjoy your win.

sarsuela 29

Tuesday 3 December 2019 17:18

She wanted to play but you destoryed her.

Comments

nitemare0 17

Tuesday 3 December 2019 16:30

Dude, you failed her test

Bevis Butthead 4

Tuesday 3 December 2019 16:44

Better get strokin'.

sarsuela 29

Tuesday 3 December 2019 17:18

She wanted to play but you destoryed her.

King K 2

Tuesday 3 December 2019 17:54

Come on man! You got to lose to win!

Ksweety_fml 27

Tuesday 3 December 2019 18:42

What a drama queen

Matthew Irmen 11

Tuesday 3 December 2019 19:05

Dump her ass, it only gets worse

RebeccaMcQ 15

Wednesday 4 December 2019 0:51

Guaranteed you're single

JackWood 20

Tuesday 3 December 2019 19:11

You are kinda ruthless at your FIFA game. You're supposed to ease up on your better half. Now she is ruthless on her game. Enjoy your win.

kfchicken 31

Friday 6 December 2019 2:11

exactly, how do you not ease up after 4 or 5? at that point you're kinda just rubbing it in

Mathalamus 24

Tuesday 3 December 2019 19:36

Yeah, sounds normal.

alycion 38

Wednesday 4 December 2019 3:43

Getting your ass kicked gets frustrating. Everyone knows that. Usually we know how our partners handle it. When my husband sand I play games, if one is getting frustrated, we change games or ease up a little. If the one losing is laughing about it, we continue the beating. Reaction was extreme, but my guess is you already knew she overreacts to things.