Today, our bathroom is so cold that my shea butter and homemade coconut oil toothpaste are too hard to get out of the jar. Yes, that’s the same room I get naked in twice a day. FML
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Today, the lack of heating in my room has gotten to the point where I have to cuddle my clothes for the next day at night so they're not freezing when I wake up. FML
Today, my house is so cold that I chipped a tooth from chattering so hard. FML
Today, I realized that my flatmate showers so little that the furniture she uses smells like BO. FML
Today, due to plumbing issues, I had to choose between a goosebump-inducing cold or skin-blistering hot shower. This is the 7th day in a row. My husband says it shouldn't be more than another week before he "gets it figured out". FML
Today, my girlfriend showered ten times, used an entire tube of deodorant, and continued to stink. It’s been like this for the past week, despite it being cold outside. FML
Today, my room was so cold that I actually had to wear a coat to enter it without feeling extremely uncomfortable. I have insulated curtains for this exact reason, but it looks like that won't do. FML
Today, I found myself locked in a bathroom for the second time in my life. This time at least I was at home. I live alone. I had to break the window on the shower door and crawl out. Now, I need to crawl in/out to shower, brush my teeth and more. FML
Today, despite using deodorant religiously and showering twice a day, my roommate still smells so bad that every time she enters the room I become physically sick. FML
Today, I went down to my accommodation office in fiery wrath, demanding that something be done about my three-days-cold shower. Looking dubious, they sent someone back with me. As soon as we got there he looked at me with deep pity and pulled the cord in the corner that activated the hot water. FML
Today, I took a shower in a beach house we're renting for the week. Once I get out, I realize the house doesn't supply towels, my entire family was outside in the front yard, my phone was upstairs, and there are no blinds. I stood under a ceiling fan naked for 20 minutes trying to dry off. FML
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Bogrbon 27
I mean, that definitely sucks about the cold, but get yourself some real toothpaste with fluoride in it to protect your teeth. Shea butter and coconut oil are all good, but fluoride for your teeth. (Just don’t eat the toothpaste.)
bound101 7
No, you don't eat toothpaste 🤣
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Bogrbon 27
I mean, that definitely sucks about the cold, but get yourself some real toothpaste with fluoride in it to protect your teeth. Shea butter and coconut oil are all good, but fluoride for your teeth. (Just don’t eat the toothpaste.)
bound101 7
No, you don't eat toothpaste 🤣
RichardPencil 32
Naked, huh? The butter and toothpaste aren't the only things getting hard, if you know what I mean;)
wmayrhofer 18
A portable heater might help, or keeping your products in a warmer place.
jkjorn 18
Assuming she lives in a place that has electricity. Just a guess but I have a feeling she's posting from Texas.
SM79 6
Buy a space heater
Regis Bent 12
Holy ****, if this isn't a first world problem I dont know what is
mando 10
toothpaste issues 😪
metroido 21
Are you saying you need to take 2 showers a day? Gross.