FML : Today, I noticed a woman struggling to work a parking meter, so I went over to help. She took one look at me before screaming, hitting me in the face,...

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Today, I noticed a woman struggling to work a parking meter, so I went over to help. She took one look at me before screaming, hitting me in the face, and running back to her car. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Username / Friday 8 July 2011 20:02 / United States

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By fanceh | 10

#2850475 - Friday 8 July 2011 23:37

that's when you do the same back. stand up, take a look at her, make a terrified face, then hit her and run.

By iAmScrubs | 19

#2850589 - Friday 8 July 2011 23:44

You forgot to mention the part where you whispered in her ear, "oh yeah baby, work that parking meter."

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By whoisthisgirl | 4

#2850461 - Friday 8 July 2011 23:36

someone was paranoid :o

XxDevilxXGt | 26

#2850567 - Friday 8 July 2011 23:43

Silly OP, you forgot to take off your trenchcoat and ski mask!

Andrew1122 | 0

#2850618 - Friday 8 July 2011 23:47

you deserve it for looking like a creeper!

goshpeople | 4

#2850629 - Friday 8 July 2011 23:48

Sadly, I know at least a couple of girls who get scared when any male approaches them for no apparent reason in public. Why, you ask? They're paranoid about rapists.

That said, it'd be a lot funnier if the OP was female instead of male like most people are assuming.

baddud300 | 6

#2850645 - Friday 8 July 2011 23:50

I would take that as a compliment :D You've been hitting the gym huh?

gamercanadian | 11

#2850832 - Saturday 9 July 2011 0:07

r u black??? lol jk

DrugsAreBadMmkay | 0

#2850966 - Saturday 9 July 2011 0:27

Either he looked like a criminal, or she was crazy.

whyXD | 12

#2850974 - Saturday 9 July 2011 0:29

You must be pretty scary.

Astroshark | 0

#2851016 - Saturday 9 July 2011 0:34

first

Jakub89 | 0

#2851512 - Saturday 9 July 2011 1:23

Or he could just be a black guy?

urdirtyolduncle | 15

#2851924 - Saturday 9 July 2011 2:31

Atleast she didn't use pepper spray like the crazy old grandmas in other FMLs.

itchy_arse | 0

#2855534 - Saturday 9 July 2011 13:11

r0fel d OP got owndedded

By fanceh | 10

#2850475 - Friday 8 July 2011 23:37

that's when you do the same back. stand up, take a look at her, make a terrified face, then hit her and run.

Babalu722 | 3

#2850809 - Saturday 9 July 2011 0:05

you have made my day.

Lauren10102 | 3

#2850866 - Saturday 9 July 2011 0:13

Sometimes when I travel, I like to stay at fancy hotels and go to fancy restaurants where the valets open my door for me, so I decided that the next time they open my door I will scream, slam the door and drive away!

By capothegee | 0

#2850485 - Friday 8 July 2011 23:38

she was white and what are u a minority. lol

By TaylorTheBoss | 4

#2850509 - Friday 8 July 2011 23:39

you must be pretty ugly

By jeob1992 | 8

#2850511 - Friday 8 July 2011 23:39

You play it up at this point, run after her.

chocomilk82 | 0

#2852080 - Saturday 9 July 2011 3:08

haha good one

By HannahForbesxo | 13

#2850513 - Friday 8 July 2011 23:39

That's when you realise that it's time to take a good look at yourself and change what makes you look so damn scary. Either that or use it to your advantage to scare people.

kraine0712 | 2

#2850659 - Friday 8 July 2011 23:51

^^This comment should still have zero thumbs up or down I clicked on it by accident. Sorry for wasting everyones time. hahaha

daBeast155 | 0

#2851000 - Saturday 9 July 2011 0:32

the just have one of those faces haha

kraine0712 | 2

#2854530 - Saturday 9 July 2011 8:08

Ok I know I made a mistake but this girls comment is dumb. Anyone who put a thumbs up to this is stupid. On top of that she can't even spell realize.

Primus_fml | 0

#2854725 - Saturday 9 July 2011 9:03

Holy shit, you are dumb.

BuhZinga | 2

#2855222 - Saturday 9 July 2011 11:53

If you had noticed she's from Scotland, kraine, then maybe you would have "realised" that Brits spell some words differently than Americans.

xoxboi3859 | 0

#2859587 - Sunday 10 July 2011 6:48

obviosly she's english and they spell things differently there like favorite is spelled favourite so technically she can spell realize ( realise ) right .