Today, I noticed a woman struggling to work a parking meter, so I went over to help. She took one look at me before screaming, hitting me in the face, and running back to her car. FML
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fanceh
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that's when you do the same back. stand up, take a look at her, make a terrified face, then hit her and run.
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iAmScrubs
| 19
You forgot to mention the part where you whispered in her ear, "oh yeah baby, work that parking meter."
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whoisthisgirl
| 4
someone was paranoid :o
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XxDevilxXGt
| 26
Silly OP, you forgot to take off your trenchcoat and ski mask!
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Andrew1122
| 0
you deserve it for looking like a creeper!
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goshpeople
| 4
Sadly, I know at least a couple of girls who get scared when any male approaches them for no apparent reason in public. Why, you ask? They're paranoid about rapists.
That said, it'd be a lot funnier if the OP was female instead of male like most people are assuming.
That said, it'd be a lot funnier if the OP was female instead of male like most people are assuming.
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baddud300
| 6
I would take that as a compliment :D You've been hitting the gym huh?
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gamercanadian
| 11
r u black??? lol jk
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DrugsAreBadMmkay
| 0
Either he looked like a criminal, or she was crazy.
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whyXD
| 12
You must be pretty scary.
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Astroshark
| 0
first
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Jakub89
| 0
Or he could just be a black guy?
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urdirtyolduncle
| 15
Atleast she didn't use pepper spray like the crazy old grandmas in other FMLs.
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itchy_arse
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r0fel d OP got owndedded
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fanceh
| 10
that's when you do the same back. stand up, take a look at her, make a terrified face, then hit her and run.
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Babalu722
| 3
you have made my day.
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Lauren10102
| 3
Sometimes when I travel, I like to stay at fancy hotels and go to fancy restaurants where the valets open my door for me, so I decided that the next time they open my door I will scream, slam the door and drive away!
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capothegee
| 0
she was white and what are u a minority. lol
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TaylorTheBoss
| 4
you must be pretty ugly
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jeob1992
| 8
You play it up at this point, run after her.
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chocomilk82
| 0
haha good one
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HannahForbesxo
| 13
That's when you realise that it's time to take a good look at yourself and change what makes you look so damn scary. Either that or use it to your advantage to scare people.
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kraine0712
| 2
^^This comment should still have zero thumbs up or down I clicked on it by accident. Sorry for wasting everyones time. hahaha
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daBeast155
| 0
the just have one of those faces haha
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kraine0712
| 2
Ok I know I made a mistake but this girls comment is dumb. Anyone who put a thumbs up to this is stupid. On top of that she can't even spell realize.
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Primus_fml
| 0
Holy shit, you are dumb.
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BuhZinga
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If you had noticed she's from Scotland, kraine, then maybe you would have "realised" that Brits spell some words differently than Americans.
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xoxboi3859
| 0
obviosly she's english and they spell things differently there like favorite is spelled favourite so technically she can spell realize ( realise ) right .
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xoxboi3859
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I meant Scottish sorry .
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CutiePie_101
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People are too paranoid these days. FYL.
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jglenn88
| 0
your not that cute.
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CsDy1395
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holy shit 75...
I just finished laughing my ass off.
I just finished laughing my ass off.
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chaoticnh
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good shit 75
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nwill98
| 3
you must be really ugly
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skullman870
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I would do that to if I had a random person come up right behind me lol
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stevie1359
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA