Today, I told my girlfriend of two years that I love her. She replied, "Um, I don't mean to be rude, but can you just shut up?" FML
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Today, my girlfriend told me to stop saying "I love you" so much because it's starting to annoy her. FML
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thisiscat 14
Whenever someone says "not to be rude but" prepare for them to say something really ******* rude.
crymore007 11
Aww she loves you :')
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Comments (172)
br0ccoli 15
Her ****** must be made of gold if you stay with this girl.
Pendragon525 0
When people say, "I don't mean to be rude," they are lying. They absolutely mean to be rude. Just like when people say, "I hate to tell you..." when in fact, they love to tell you those things, they practically live for it. OP, you can do better than this rude & insensitive, pathetic excuse for a "lady."
SauseBause 0
Break up with her.
BeautyMonster 17
What a biatch.
electroguy02 4
Methinks this story is vastly incomplete. There has to be a reason she said that.
ss_20_xx 14
Um break-up.
Levvy 22
Here's a fun trick. Let someone talk uninterrupted for a while. Count the number of times they say "Um". Let's call that number X. 200-x*5 is the highest IQ they possibly have. Scientific? Oh, no, not remotely, but it'll get you through listening to some really awful student presentations in college.
lizard399 0
Maybe she had a headache..
deathbypanda 2
Maybe you say it way too much. It becomes really annoying after awhile.
iheartLA 10
were you only telling this to her for the first time?