Today, I told my girlfriend of two years that I love her. She replied, "Um, I don't mean to be rude, but can you just shut up?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend told me to stop saying "I love you" so much because it's starting to annoy her. FML
Today, I finally told my girlfriend of four months that I love her. Her response was, "Uh... thanks?" FML
Today, I said "I love you" to my girlfriend for the first time. She responded with, "I'm just gonna pretend I never heard that." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to tell my girlfriend that I love her. She made a face like she'd just sucked on a lemon and said, "Um... yay, I guess...?" and awkwardly left the room. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I love her for the first time. She said, "Thanks." FML
Today, I paused the movie my girlfriend and I were watching and told her, for the first time, that I loved her. Her response was to stare at me silently for a few seconds before unpausing the film. FML
Today, I finally told my girlfriend I love her. She corrected my grammar. FML
Today, I told a girl that I liked her. She replied, "Don't." FML
Today, I confessed to my roommate of 4 years that I'm in love with her. Her response? Sticking her tongue out at me and blowing a raspberry. FML
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Top comments
thisiscat 14
Whenever someone says "not to be rude but" prepare for them to say something really ******* rude.
crymore007 11
Aww she loves you :')
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Comments (172)
cherry72 13
Run... Away.
AceArctic 4
When you say "Reconsider the girlfriend thing", do you mean that he should start dating men?
perdix 31
There's practically no way to use the phrase "shut up" without being rude. "Be quiet" or "keep that to yourself" would be slightly more polite, but then you've got a much bigger problem than etiquette.
bizarre_ftw 22
Are you being serious or have I gone mad(der)?!
perdix 31
It was kind of a mixture of wisdom and whimsy. But, don't worry, you're still batshit crazy ;)
lemonsquid 6
OMg loL
Glidefedt 6
Instead of instantly hating her, consider the situation.
MDTeddy 13
What did you see in her?
tulo26 4
Whatta ****.
heyred 11
That's what you get for talking while she's watching Twilight for the hundredth time. FYL
emilyjgraham 34
auto correct doesn't right your sentences for you...
nadie_princess 3
you should tell her to shut up and go make you a sandwich ;)