Today, I told my girlfriend of two years that I love her. She replied, "Um, I don't mean to be rude, but can you just shut up?" FML
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Today, my girlfriend told me to stop saying "I love you" so much because it's starting to annoy her. FML
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Today, I paused the movie my girlfriend and I were watching and told her, for the first time, that I loved her. Her response was to stare at me silently for a few seconds before unpausing the film. FML
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thisiscat 14
Whenever someone says "not to be rude but" prepare for them to say something really ******* rude.
crymore007 11
Aww she loves you :')
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Comments (172)
Matty1188 6
Wait, are you only now telling her you love her? What have you been doing for the past two years?
bizarre_ftw 22
Having his balls slowly removed perchance?
Shadowcat66 1
i kinda know where shes coming from. sometimes my boyfriend can be sooo snnoying, i straight up tell him to stop talking to me! -_-
luccmon 6
Throw eggs at her. Brick shaped eggs, made of brick.
bizarre_ftw 22
So you're a masochist then? Well you found the right bitch! I mean basket-case! Actually, that is, I...... *hangs head* so I'll be going now..... :)
bizarre_ftw 22
63 - Too True!!!!
mrsmillsy 10
What were you doing at the time though, and I assume after 2 years it wasn't the first time you told her this? If you were watching a movie or something and you were saying it to get into her pants, YDI.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Holy hell, what's up with most women assuming every guy's actions is always about getting in a girls pants?
GoW_Chick 15
It's implanted in our brains at an early age.
Ray_of_midnight 23
Dump her. You deserve better.
RawEndo 1
tough love
dharmaxxx 2
you probably say it too much or come off needy when you say it. I had a bf like that and it got pretty annoying.
shizzathon 5
Need more context here. Was it the first time you said it? If so, fyl. Did you say it after you messed up after a huge fight or something? In that case, maybe YDI.