Today, I told my girlfriend of two years that I love her. She replied, "Um, I don't mean to be rude, but can you just shut up?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Top comments
thisiscat 14
Whenever someone says "not to be rude but" prepare for them to say something really ******* rude.
crymore007 11
Aww she loves you :')
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Comments (172)
feldco1 17
Tell her that the next time she asks you to buy her something.
TheEpicMilkMan 13
sounds like she's perfect man I'm glad for you :3
RabidBunny 10
Ah, these are the moments you never forget :D Treasure it!
idontknowyou123 0
Wait wait wait... your a man?
THE_A_TEEN 28
*you're Also, were you expecting a lesbian couple?
boomhauer18 3
21 Your a dick
ChaosAngel17 14
You're*
GoW_Chick 15
Men aren't allowed to say "I love you?" Huh, who knew?
emilyjgraham 34
so men aren't allowed to say it first? right...
rockerlove2013 6
U didn't use the English language the right way its you're
DocBastard 40
Rockerlove - the irony in your comment is overwhelming, and I commend you on it. Wait, you did INTEND for that to be ironic, right? RIGHT??
emogirl88 2
Why does everyone care if you make one mistake. It makes people feel bad.
Unlucky_Gun 0
Ok grammar nazi, no one cares about using it the right way on the internet. And since we're on the subject you spelled "it's" wrong, so you aren't any better
skygirl_01 5
Maybe you caught her off guard, and it was the first thing that came to her mind?
KeyboardWarrior 10
20's mother - "I love you honey!" 20 - "Umm, can you shut up?" 20's mother - :(
rockerlove2013 6
That was rude 58, u don't know her/his home life
Surrealful 2
105- Um, I don't mean to be rude, but can you just shut up?
audreyav 7
I doubt this is real.
richieflow 3
Good luck
RedMosquito 4
Need more info here. What were you doing when you said this? If you were in the middle of going down on her then you should shut the hell up and finish your job!
THE_A_TEEN 28
If that was the case, OP would somehow mention it and the FML would possibly be placed in the Intimacy section of FML.
Kayokku 1
Not if OP's a dumbass, he wouldn't. ;)
Dcm210 19
maybe try and find someone better?
sydie5 12
And why do you love her again...?
ManWhatsoever 6
The question is, why in earth do you love her?!!