By Anonymous - 15/11/2010 07:26

Today, I volunteered to help out at an elementary school. I accidentally elbowed a little girl in the face while playing tag. And an hour later, a little boy flew out of his swing because I accidentally pushed him too hard. They're both siblings and are my child psychology instructor's kids. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 088
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sounds like subconsciously you did it on purpose. please go on.

well damn.. did you steal some kids milk and cookies too?

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lol and the look on OP's face like "oh shit!"

So just a clever way to say your teacher is your parent? Or just that the two children are related to one another?

Shoulda gave them some cookies, cookies make EVERYTHING better.

We had this guest in class, daddy! He molesterd us but then we got cookies! All better(:

why dont u stop volunteering for things ur not good at.

I love how it's a child psychology class, too. Smooth, OP. I understand the instance with the little girl, but how do you accidentally push so hard you fling a little kid out of a swing?

I think you did this not by accident but by your subconscious because you have repressed anger towards your teacher

CHILD HATER (jks, that sucks)

oh yea... you are done. actually ydi... just for sucking on outside activities!

sounds like subconsciously you did it on purpose. please go on.

We know you meant it. Don't lie.

maybe a new job, far away from little kids

Get off the roids!

ahahahahahahahaha!

don't forget to put your hands together while you say that

well damn.. did you steal some kids milk and cookies too?

I don't think anything to do with kids is your calling. start looking elsewhere.

I'm sure they were all accidents, Learn to play gently with children, OP.

Because the children were unintentional it softens the act? Ah, fair enough.

Tell that to the kid who just flew across the playground.