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By Anonymous - 15/11/2010 07:26

Today, I volunteered to help out at an elementary school. I accidentally elbowed a little girl in the face while playing tag. And an hour later, a little boy flew out of his swing because I accidentally pushed him too hard. They're both siblings and are my child psychology instructor's kids. FML

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Today, my son accidentally damaged another kid in the face with a baseball bat, while blindfolded trying to hit a piñata. Except there was no piñata, or blindfold. FML

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By LadyJ - 21/03/2012 00:23 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, I had to tell a parent about her son kicking a boy in his class. She blamed me for not watching him. I wasn't watching him because I was turned around to care for another boy he had hit right before that. FML

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By ddhaley1 - 18/07/2015 19:08 - United States - Edmond

Today, instead of kissing my child's boo-boo on her finger to make it feel better, I accidentally headbutted her. FML

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robc32ca 4

Monday 15 November 2010 12:06

sounds like subconsciously you did it on purpose. please go on.

locachick101 0

Monday 15 November 2010 12:33

well damn.. did you steal some kids milk and cookies too?

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amysousa 6

Monday 15 November 2010 12:05

not good

bailes_o_hay 0

Monday 15 November 2010 12:21

lol and the look on OP's face like "oh shit!"

jweezy89 4

Monday 15 November 2010 13:29

So just a clever way to say your teacher is your parent? Or just that the two children are related to one another?

bevsta 7

Monday 15 November 2010 14:16

loll

TheCookehMonstet 0

Monday 15 November 2010 14:23

Shoulda gave them some cookies, cookies make EVERYTHING better.

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Monday 15 November 2010 14:50

We had this guest in class, daddy! He molesterd us but then we got cookies! All better(:

MissErikaHart 0

Monday 15 November 2010 15:39

why dont u stop volunteering for things ur not good at.

1personinthiswor 0

Monday 15 November 2010 16:33

I love how it's a child psychology class, too. Smooth, OP. I understand the instance with the little girl, but how do you accidentally push so hard you fling a little kid out of a swing?