Love: Today, I told my girlfriend of two years that I love her. She... - FML

By music man - 25/02/2012 00:50 - United States

Today, I told my girlfriend of two years that I love her. She replied, "Um, I don't mean to be rude, but can you just shut up?" FML

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Today, I told my girlfriend I love her for the first time. She said, "Thanks." FML

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Today, I paused the movie my girlfriend and I were watching and told her, for the first time, that I loved her. Her response was to stare at me silently for a few seconds before unpausing the film. FML

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Today, I finally told my girlfriend I love her. She corrected my grammar. FML

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By grlks - 19/02/2009 07:08 - United States

Today, I told a girl that I liked her. She replied, "Don't." FML

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By thatsnice - 09/12/2014 21:19 - United States - Warwick

Today, I confessed to my roommate of 4 years that I'm in love with her. Her response? Sticking her tongue out at me and blowing a raspberry. FML

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thisiscat 14

Saturday 25 February 2012 7:03

Whenever someone says "not to be rude but" prepare for them to say something really ******* rude.

crymore007 11

Saturday 25 February 2012 6:57

Aww she loves you :')

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I_am_original 1

Saturday 25 February 2012 20:03

Im guessing you did something to deserve it, you were probably in the doghouse or something i bet she was pissed off at you at the time already. If not, then there is no reason for that

obviousboy 8

Saturday 25 February 2012 20:47

And then she continued to blow you?

fabyzoe 2

Saturday 25 February 2012 21:38

ouch.

missalice0306 19

Saturday 25 February 2012 22:42

I don't mean to be rude, but your girlfriend is rude!

cristinamelia 4

Saturday 25 February 2012 23:05

As long as she wasn't rude, it's all good...

Platfoot 0

Saturday 25 February 2012 23:14

well, atleast she wont complain that you never tell her that you love her

Soonerjake09 4

Saturday 25 February 2012 23:31

Typical

LOLimCuteFML 0

Saturday 25 February 2012 23:37

True Love :')

HendricksProdigy 0

Saturday 25 February 2012 23:42

Aww how cute:)

76transam 0

Sunday 26 February 2012 0:08

Typical woman

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