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By biggirlsdocry - 06/03/2012 13:56 - United States

Today, I texted my boyfriend, and he pretended he was a Burger King employee who found a lost phone, just so that he wouldn't have to talk to me. FML

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By Kiki - 08/03/2013 21:22 - Poland - Myslenice

Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2013 16:49 - United States - Pleasanton

Today, I found out that when I text my boyfriend, he isn't the one to read them. Instead, he pays his friend to "keep the bitch busy." FML

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By in love with a nerd - 02/09/2019 15:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend refuses to talk to me because of a misread text. FML

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By marmarr - 15/05/2011 05:20 - United States

Today, I pretended to not be able to go out with a friend so I could hang with my boyfriend at the movies. When I sat down I received a text that said, "Turn around." It was her. FML

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By nolife - 30/08/2012 01:33 - United States - Richmond

Today, I purposely misspelled words while texting my boyfriend so he would think I was out partying and having a life. FML

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By forever alone - 05/05/2019 04:00

Today, I was so desperate for someone to talk to I called various restaurants pretending to be interested in ordering food, just so I could have a conversation. I called eleven different places. FML

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By annoyed - 11/05/2016 11:40 - Netherlands - Maastricht

Today, I sent my boyfriend a sweet text message, since he recently complained that I'm rarely romantic. Instead of being happy, he decided that since it's so out of character for me, I must be cheating on him and must have only sent it out of guilt. FML

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By angry girlfriend - 25/08/2014 03:27 - United States - West Harrison

Today, I found out that the reason my boyfriend hasn't texted me recently is that he'd forgotten he was dating anyone. FML

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By rollergirl13 - 11/01/2014 05:55 - United States - Fairbanks

Today, I texted my boyfriend of two years and asked if he wanted to go to ball with me. His response was "The person you are trying to message cancelled their phone service and moved to Mexico. Taco taco burrito." I'll take that as a no. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2009 18:46 - United States

Today, my boyfriend texted me saying, "I can come over today. She thinks I've got work." I think he had the wrong number. FML

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hotPinklipstick 24

Tuesday 6 March 2012 18:55

I think it's time to rethink your relationship.

French_Toast_fml 3

Tuesday 6 March 2012 18:59

He sounds like a whopper of a jerk.

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aeisha26 12

Tuesday 6 March 2012 22:14

Umm how do u know for sure?? #just asking

XtraEzeee 8

Wednesday 7 March 2012 1:29

#thisisn'ttwitter

XtraEzeee 8

Wednesday 7 March 2012 1:50

#thisisn'ttwitter

stormchaser24 24

Tuesday 6 March 2012 22:44

How do you know this?

Bobtheepicone 2

Tuesday 6 March 2012 22:46

What a dick...

vbmg152 18

Tuesday 6 March 2012 22:47

Wow!!! How often do you text him? I bet it's every 5 minutes & he's probably tired of it!! YDI!!!

RodderstheLegend 5

Tuesday 6 March 2012 22:51

Only retards say texted.

fuzion50 6

Tuesday 6 March 2012 22:52

You know, he probably DID lose his phone, but OP is a Paranoid, Self-conscious, needy, clingy, jealous person. Like, do you actually KNOW he was pretending?

jujubunni5 9

Tuesday 6 March 2012 23:12

Dump him. He's an ass.

Ludakisss 4

Wednesday 7 March 2012 15:35

Sorry this is random >.< but can I add you on Xbox live? :o

moongoddess 0

Tuesday 6 March 2012 23:43

sounds like a quality boyfriend... not!

ILike_Dancing123 19

Tuesday 6 March 2012 23:50

I know this is about McDonald's, but your boyfriend certainly knows... "How to piss a Happy Meal Off"

Cruewhore 5

Wednesday 7 March 2012 1:14

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