Today, I was fired from my job. My boss claimed it was because I smelled like alcohol, never mind the fact that my job was brew master at a beer company. FML
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howdoiusername
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damn, people are stupid. FYL
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haw008
| 14
Maybe he's had a few to many
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bassgod
| 9
Yeah bullshit.
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coldashell
| 23
Your job is to smell like booze.
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Damn_Hippster
| 11
You had a sweet job OP! I wish my official title could be Brew Master!
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hawaiianfire
| 0
Well brew masters tend to like alcohol and it's possible that the alcohol OP's boss is smelling is that of processed alcohol seeping through OP's skin from consumption.
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Damn_Hippster
| 11
I think a reasonable question is did OP's breath smell like alcohol?
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LiveLaughFML
| 10
maybe your boss thinks you were drinking as well and has this overall idea that "you're there to work, not to drink." key word: maybee
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hawaiianfire
| 0
Exactly haha, especially if his breath smells like the brew is he is brewing. I'd imagine drinking the product would be a problem.
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deviable
| 9
All the breweries I've been to let their employees drink on the job. Granted, I've been to about three, but I heard they had that policy elsewhere.
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marmlr339
| 14
Well if OP's boss thought he was drinking in the job, he Should have tested him.
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annalily5
| 28
I'm going to take a wild guess and assume part of being a brew master is to sample your products to make sure they are up to par. So even if he did have alcohol o his breath it would be part of his job.
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GroovyGravy
| 7
Best job ever.
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Calyx_fml
| 21
How are you supposed to know if the beer is any good unless you taste it? Your boss is a dolt.
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j_cat187
| 19
#66 wins profile pic of the year.
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hubla
| 0
Hey he was checking for product quality one in every 5 beers that go by isn't that bad
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howdoiusername
| 3
damn, people are stupid. FYL
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bigfatgoose
| 4
I got fired from my job at the bible factory for being Jewish.
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Jiplo
| 18
not to mention a**holes...
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cassiebear7652
| 7
Well you're probably better off not working for that dumbass
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MetalxSoldier
| 26
Yeah, poor guy. Alcohol is very flammable, it tends to get people fired. Sorry op.
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cassiebear7652
| 7
I see what you did there
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P374RD3D
| 9
#38 we all do
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haw008
| 14
Maybe he's had a few to many
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alexup24
| 13
*too
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bassbadass
| 12
perfect profile pic for the reply haha
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maxwells_hammer
| 5
Well either you or your boss has been stealing company product. Not sure who to blame though.
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hotPinklipstick
| 24
How do you get that? OP smells like alcohol because he is a brew master, not because of stealing products. His boss, well that's a different story.
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maxwells_hammer
| 5
It was a joke. I was saying the boss either fired him for drinking it or the boss is being stupid because he's drunk. I don't actually think the OP did anything wrong though.
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MoonPhase123
| 4
What a retard, I hope you pointed out his mistake and got your job back.
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Mikmeister
| 3
If thats so. He is the one smelling like booze
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annagilbert
| 6
well atleast his reasoning was legit.
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xStaciexLynnx
| 15
He's not supposed to smell it on your breath, silly.
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CryMoreFMLs
| 14
You aren't supposed to sample the products?
...Shit....
...Shit....
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zachherbert
| 10
No bathing in the brew?
.....shit.....
.....shit.....
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FMLephant
| 2
Quality control.