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How exactly does poor spelling make one seem to be at a party, or having a life? In any case, you shouldn't be trying to 'impress' him with your terrible spelling. For one, if I were your boyfriend OP, I'd be put off by bad spelling. For another, it's just a little sad to fabricate your own life because you feel it's not good enough.
67, I get that you're making a silly sex joke but PLEASE don't tell me you're encouraging dumb asses like OP and her bf to have a baby... "go make a life" wink wink smiley face? HELL NO. There should be an intelligence test to pass before people are allowed to procreate.
24 - Since when is getting drunk a revolutionary countercultural trend? I'm pretty sure that people have been getting drunk to socialize and have a good time since drinking was invented, which was a long, long time ago. What's sad is that you spend your free time perusing a website called fuck my life, making moral judgements on other people and our society.
You do realize that you're being just as judgmental as the person you're accusing is? Also, you are on this site as well, so actually what's sad is that you can't see your hypocrisy. Partying is not the most fun there is to have by a long shot. Kid your profile says that you are 15 years old, so how the fuck would you know? Partying is fine and acceptable in moderation, but it's also a huge waste of a persons life when done to excess. Believe me, I started way too young and it turned into a raging addiction, which I thankfully managed to overcome in one piece.
35: Please tell me, in which part of my comment did I make a moral judgment? I stated a simple fact that our current youth depends too much on shit like alcohol/drugs to have fun. I would say more to get you to shut the fuck up, but 50 has done a great job saying what needs to be said. Oh, by the way. I think you meant to spell "pursuing". Gtfo!
80, calm down. You're wrong. Go look up perusing in the dictionary. NOT pursuing. So !YOU ¡ GTFO. As for 35, he has a point. People have been getting fucked up basically since we became conscious. Life is hard- "drink this fermented beverage and things will be fun times." I agree that kids rely too much on the "getting fucked up" aspect-binge drinking and whatnot- but it's certainly not a new concept. If you idealize some golden age of temperance (that's never existed) or condemn today's youth for being dumb YOLO fucks, what do you accomplish? Try not being a total confrontational asshole. That's one way to ensure better interpersonal relationships WITHOUT the use of substances. Unless you forgot to take your meds this morning ;)
I think I speak for the majority when I say its time for a real social life. You can do it. We all believe in you.
Uh oh he might think wrong...if I spelle anything wrong sorry and dam you if you correct me I was in a rush!