Today, I texted my boyfriend, and he pretended he was a Burger King employee who found a lost phone, just so that he wouldn't have to talk to me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
Today, I found out that when I text my boyfriend, he isn't the one to read them. Instead, he pays his friend to "keep the bitch busy." FML
Today, my boyfriend refuses to talk to me because of a misread text. FML
Today, I pretended to not be able to go out with a friend so I could hang with my boyfriend at the movies. When I sat down I received a text that said, "Turn around." It was her. FML
Today, I purposely misspelled words while texting my boyfriend so he would think I was out partying and having a life. FML
Today, I was so desperate for someone to talk to I called various restaurants pretending to be interested in ordering food, just so I could have a conversation. I called eleven different places. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a sweet text message, since he recently complained that I'm rarely romantic. Instead of being happy, he decided that since it's so out of character for me, I must be cheating on him and must have only sent it out of guilt. FML
Today, I found out that the reason my boyfriend hasn't texted me recently is that he'd forgotten he was dating anyone. FML
Today, I texted my boyfriend of two years and asked if he wanted to go to ball with me. His response was "The person you are trying to message cancelled their phone service and moved to Mexico. Taco taco burrito." I'll take that as a no. FML
Today, my boyfriend texted me saying, "I can come over today. She thinks I've got work." I think he had the wrong number. FML
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Top comments
hotPinklipstick 24
I think it's time to rethink your relationship.
French_Toast_fml 3
He sounds like a whopper of a jerk.
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Comments (142)
jcp012000 5
Ding fries are done. Ding fries are done. Would you like an apple pie with that?!!!!!!!!
llama612 27
what i find funny here is that alot of people are telling you to ditch his ass when you never actually said how you know your bf didn't lose his phone and was pretending to be a burger king employee. did you ring it? did you go to burger king? till anyone knows this i think its unfair for anyone to be saying dump the guy when he might have actually lost his phone
alfred07 18
I suggested she dump him but I read it again and saw the word text, I really should have read it more carefully.
LadyGore 12
I think that's a hint to dump his sorry ass.
MrsVicious 8
Maybe it really was a Burger King employee
FemaIeDog 0
How can you come to that conclusion? Maybe he did lose his phone and whoever found it didn't want to talk to you. With snappy answers like that, I can't say I'm suprised.
COUDAHADAV8 3
he blaitently just wanted to play a joke on you, your like every other overreacting bitchy girlfriend, get over it
fuzion50 6
Way to spell blatantly wrong. Did you drop out of the 7th grade?
teejayx7 0
Ding fries are done
cheshire2012 13
Well do much for Having It Your Way
sovetskiy 8
Is your name a reference to Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons?
malfonsi 0
Did you try to trick him by ordering a big mac?