By OldBitch - 16/8/2020 02:01

Growing old gracefully

Today, I realized my breasts look like sweat socks and my ass is sagging so much, it slaps the back of my legs. My neck has grown three chins, and I have put on 40 lbs. Yes, the golden years are here at last, and they can certainly kiss my ass. Happy 50th to me. FML
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By  motoikkyu  |  13

I hear you and empathize. This sucks! I have the patience to wait for results, it's just making the "little daily changes" that affect the outcome is so miserable.