Growing old gracefully

By OldBitch - 16/08/2020 02:01

Today, I realized my breasts look like sweat socks and my ass is sagging so much, it slaps the back of my legs. My neck has grown three chins, and I have put on 40 lbs. Yes, the golden years are here at last, and they can certainly kiss my ass. Happy 50th to me. FML
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all these years and did nothing about it?

You are never too old to start eating right and working out. I'm 47 and my body has never looked this good. My business partner is 53 and she has a six-pack.

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I love your dirty talk. The Pencil is sharpening as we speak, if you know what I mean ;)

😂😂🤣 good to see ya back, we were wondering where the great sarcastic one was

Yep lol welcome back. It was weirdly quiet around here. Thought we lost you to COVID or apathy or something 😂😂

all these years and did nothing about it?

Gwen Stefani is 50, you can still have a rocking body at that age if you're willing to put in the work.

You are never too old to start eating right and working out. I'm 47 and my body has never looked this good. My business partner is 53 and she has a six-pack.

I hear you and empathize. This sucks! I have the patience to wait for results, it's just making the "little daily changes" that affect the outcome is so miserable.

Happy 50th birthday!