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wow. poor squirrel
You know this isn't the squirrel one!!
wrong fml
I stil lol'd
Or they made a mistake..
I think #1 was being sarcastic
or maybe it's for a different FML..hmmm..
chicks b4 dicks op lol
three wheeling sucks..
it made me lol
Hahah oh god this is more funny and more fail than the Fml itself.
lol you actually got to be #1 which is an accomplishment but then you screwed it up by using the wrong FML fyl #1
22- hi? yea u must be pretty high to spell it hi
^ im pretty sure we already established that.
wrong one
LOL
wow 1's comment make me lol even more.
126 - You must be pretty stupid to spell it "u".
174- touché haha I really didn't even notice
lolling like shit. best first comment ever!
Omg it wasn't that great. Yeah he messed up or was being sarcastic oooooo lala :/
why didn't you just tell her the truth?
yeah, if she was a good friend she would be fine with it..it doesn't seem like that huge of a deal to cancel once for your boyfriend
why are you drenched in vanilla twilight? why do you sit on the front porch all night? why are you waist deep in thought? how come when you think of her, you don't feel so alone?
whaaa chhhhhhhh whipped.
Yeah... Just don't lie, stupid.
hoes before boes! idk how to spell that
karmas a bitch. YDI for lying
chicks before dicks Hun when u break up who's gonna b ur friend after u always ditched them for the man who didn't last long
Bros before hoes. Who has the penis in the relationship? Damn straight.
exactly if u just tell the friend the truth she would have been just fine with it i know I would but just don't do that to her to often still keep ur BFF close because u never know about the relashionship but the friendship will always be their!!!
Actually its not. It was not meant to slam gay people. It was meant merely to point out that terms like "wears the pants" and "has the penis in the relationship" are actually not true. While lesbians might not always rely on toys to pleasure one another, there is nothing wrong with stating that gay men both have penises and thus would both be the "men" in the relationship. The ignorance comes from people who feel the need to define power play in a relationship by genitals or male specific clothing. Because lesbians do not have penises and would have to rely on toys for certain bedroom play, the point would become invalid. I am sorry if you thought I was being offensive when really I was just pointing out the rather satirical belief that in this day and age heterosexual ideas of masculinity and domination have any place in the construct of relationships.
That's what you get for trying to lie to get out of something; it comes back and bites you in the butt.
I feel like hangin with your boyfriend is a proper excuse not to hang out with a friend. still should have told her the truth though.
What if her friend is really clingy and is jealous? Just because she wants to hang out with her boyfriend doesn't mean she did anything wrong.
I agree! she should have just told her friend the truth. lying never gets you anyyyyywhere.
it is sorta your fault but at the same time its not? cause you shouldn't have lied but karma never fails to work
She deserved what karma gave her.
that's lame. you should of been straight up with your friend to begin with... or invited them along
Three is a crowd
A sexy crowd! :D OP, the phrase "sorry, I have plans with my boyfriend, how about [x] sometime later this week?" familiar to you?
"I couldn't come I'm gonna go have sex with my boyfriend wanna join?"
LOL @ 26!
it's called the truth. you should try it- maybe it'll work for you.
that's happened to loads of people, dont make excuses just be casual and calm and dont act embarassed or surprized. dont let it happen twice though, then it's just shameful..
Wow, YDI, I hope you feel like crap for lying. I hope your friend decides that your not a friend.
I've had situations like this where my friend only hung out with her boyfriend and I ended the friendship because it was always at the last minute she decided she wanted to stay home. I have also had friends who when I mention doing something with my boyfriend they want to come too or say "oh no problem I don't mind if he comes." Or they start crying because I am being a terrible friend and "hoes before bros." The situation with the crying friend was when my boyfriend showed up last minute to take me to a concert and the thing she had planned was going to the grocery store. I don't ditch friends who I make plans with unless its for something important--surprise tickets or my boyfriend (who lives out of town) comes back for a surprise weekend. She should have been straight with her friend.
Your not gonna lie to her anymore she's watching you hahaha
shoulda said why in the first place
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wow. poor squirrel
why didn't you just tell her the truth?