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By biggirlsdocry - 06/03/2012 13:56 - United States

Today, I texted my boyfriend, and he pretended he was a Burger King employee who found a lost phone, just so that he wouldn't have to talk to me. FML

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By Kiki - 08/03/2013 21:22 - Poland - Myslenice

Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2013 16:49 - United States - Pleasanton

Today, I found out that when I text my boyfriend, he isn't the one to read them. Instead, he pays his friend to "keep the bitch busy." FML

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By in love with a nerd - 02/09/2019 15:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend refuses to talk to me because of a misread text. FML

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By marmarr - 15/05/2011 05:20 - United States

Today, I pretended to not be able to go out with a friend so I could hang with my boyfriend at the movies. When I sat down I received a text that said, "Turn around." It was her. FML

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By nolife - 30/08/2012 01:33 - United States - Richmond

Today, I purposely misspelled words while texting my boyfriend so he would think I was out partying and having a life. FML

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You deserved it 30 058

By forever alone - 05/05/2019 04:00

Today, I was so desperate for someone to talk to I called various restaurants pretending to be interested in ordering food, just so I could have a conversation. I called eleven different places. FML

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Guilt trip

By annoyed - 11/05/2016 11:40 - Netherlands - Maastricht

Today, I sent my boyfriend a sweet text message, since he recently complained that I'm rarely romantic. Instead of being happy, he decided that since it's so out of character for me, I must be cheating on him and must have only sent it out of guilt. FML

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By angry girlfriend - 25/08/2014 03:27 - United States - West Harrison

Today, I found out that the reason my boyfriend hasn't texted me recently is that he'd forgotten he was dating anyone. FML

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You deserved it 5 664

By rollergirl13 - 11/01/2014 05:55 - United States - Fairbanks

Today, I texted my boyfriend of two years and asked if he wanted to go to ball with me. His response was "The person you are trying to message cancelled their phone service and moved to Mexico. Taco taco burrito." I'll take that as a no. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2009 18:46 - United States

Today, my boyfriend texted me saying, "I can come over today. She thinks I've got work." I think he had the wrong number. FML

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Tuesday 6 March 2012 18:55

I think it's time to rethink your relationship.

French_Toast_fml 3

Tuesday 6 March 2012 18:59

He sounds like a whopper of a jerk.

Comments

taerts 9

Wednesday 7 March 2012 4:26

There were so many other options! Subway is much more delectable.

TheNinjaBacon 8

Wednesday 7 March 2012 4:32

I did that once to my friend but i was from mcdonalds and i asked if she wanted the new mc weiner!

babymine 0

Wednesday 7 March 2012 4:51

hateevryone 14

Wednesday 7 March 2012 5:11

ok, do the same thing to him the next time he text you.

zach8771 3

Wednesday 7 March 2012 6:14

What a boss

torianab 7

Wednesday 7 March 2012 6:26

Wow, so much for having it your way!! Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week. Confucius say, "It's a sad fact of life kids, the older you get, the cornier you become".

lilpowers 3

Wednesday 7 March 2012 6:31

You never know. He could have left it there.

Aliluv141 3

Wednesday 7 March 2012 7:11

Oh my gosh! My sister does that to me all the time! And she works at burger king!

Jenmic 14

Wednesday 7 March 2012 7:37

First attempt at the boyfriends POV. Today I left my phone at Burger King, my needy paranoid girlfriend thinks I am making this up to avoid talking to her. FML