Today, I teach English in Taiwan. I got two new students, brothers named Harry and Potter. People, they're children, not pets. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out there's a Harry Potter club at my school. My boyfriend is in it. FML
Today, a tourist from an English-as-second-language country taught me a new word. In English. FML
Today, my brother was suspended from school. He referred to himself as "Master" and two female classmates as his "bitches" in front of his teacher. He's ten years-old. What kind of family do I live in? FML
Today, I was watching Harry Potter. When all the students at Hogwarts started to clap at one point, I started clapping myself. FML
Today, I was reading the seventh Harry Potter book at an airport. A woman asked me what I was reading, so I told her. She said, "Oh, so you have children?" Since I'm in my early twenties, I was taken aback and said no. She replied slower and louder, "Oh, so you have a childlike mind?" FML
Today, my daughter finally gave birth to twin boys. She informed me that she named them Peregrin Took and Meriadoc Brandybuck. My grandsons are named after Hobbits. FML
Today, the Chinese student I've been teaching English to got on stage in front of hundreds of people to read her final essay. She ended with, "What a fucking day." I don't swear, and I no longer have a job. FML
Today, my friends took my phone and changed all the contact's names to characters from Harry Potter. I have over a hundred contacts and no idea who I'm talking to. I've been texting Draco Malfoy for 4 hours now. FML
Today, a student told me to fuck off. I work with 3 year-olds. FML
Today, I was going through my daughter's contacts, except all of them had names from Harry Potter. I found the name "Mom." I was relieved I didn't have some silly name, until I realized it wasn't my number; it was her father's new wife. My number was under "Voldemort." FML
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harmon1 0
**** their lives actually
thehelenlouiseee 5
f their lives ;) I went to school with a Harriet potter and that was kinda bad
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Comments (168)
deeilu 0
this is not ur FML its the kids
mintcar 10
At least they weren't named Justin and Beiber.
TheWhiteBunny 3
WIN!
anorexicbarbie 8
No, it's not a win you idiot.
gr8koolkat 6
Nah I'm pretty sure it's a win. :D Justin Beiber sucks ASS!! Hah.
Mewzakuro240 0
Puberty is going to hit Justin Beiber harder than Chris Brown hit Rhianna....
sholly 0
hahahaha now that's a win!!!! ^^^
imhowie 2
I don't get it...
redbluegreen 41
Why not Elvendork? It's unisex!
ScuseMePrincess 2
If they are from Taiwan, they could actually be named Chinese names. "Harry" and "Potter" could just be arbitrary names someone picked for them so they could have English names. I know two students who are visiting from China who "named" themselves "Zeena" and "Tango." Also, American parents are giving their kids a lot of stupid names nowadays. Remember Balloon Boy? His name was "Falcon" iirc. That should have been a red flag right there.
MeagsMod 14
Falcon really isn't a bad name. It's unique and different. But not crazy stupid like Cocoa or Apple. Celebrities made the trend for Americans to name their children with crazy names. It's just the morons who followed in on it. I named my kids pretty well I think. Jonathan Michael Justin Marshal (yes we purposely left out the second 'L'.) Jordan Tyler Not so original or different, but at least normal names.
cptmorgan15 2
you people are stupid. these are all made up. AND STOP CORRECTING GRAMMAR ERRORS, WHO THE F CARES
ripjohnlennon 5
why is this so bad??
purplesucker 0
So what? At least it's not Harry and Dick :P
jackirose 0
haha. that's funny. :)
ababoloo 0
that's not an fml
themixedt4pe 0
Pretty sure this is a parent win, not an FML. This doesn't **** up your life in any way.