Today, I told the woman that I've had a crush on for some time how I felt. She laughed so hard that water sprayed from her nose and hit me in the face. FML
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DoNuTizPrOnuT
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bitch, show her the backhand
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cerebellum_fml
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Her losing fluids for you is a good thing buddy. Its a wonderful thing.
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arcades_fire
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Ouch. Sorry man.
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Xero3g
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You poor bastard. This is why you should never fall in love.
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Reyo
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Ladies: The next time you find yourself asking why men can't be more romantic; remember this FML.
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spiffles
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So according to #35, all women are like this insensitive bitches who have poor control of their spew.
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AsAlwaysAndrew
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I love you for saying that. Loll.
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Reyo
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Spiffles, yes. Exactly what you said. I'm not even kidding. (at least 90% of the time, women will start to freak out once you start emoting.)
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DoNuTizPrOnuT
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bitch, show her the backhand
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cerebellum_fml
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Her losing fluids for you is a good thing buddy. Its a wonderful thing.
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BeeSkwaird
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Uhh... I don't think that was water....
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radooh
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other fish in the sea, etc. etc.
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jchansfan
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I love how you got rejected with a total turn off.
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DynamicDave
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This was not an FML until the water hit you in the face lmao.
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Mx_Rider
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ah nothing like internal juices from a girl spraying you in the face.
well op next time wear a face shield or some goggles..
totally kiddin
well op next time wear a face shield or some goggles..
totally kiddin
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StaticDown
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Damn, that sucks! Well there are plenty of other fish in the sea that deserve your time of day! Don't let one clownfish let you down! :P I'm sure there's someone that would love to be with you, just get over her.
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Flutist
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Apparently there are other fish in the lake that his crush just created.
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Mx_Rider
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^ u left out nemo.
p sherman walabi ? jfjgfsjf idk :o
p sherman walabi ? jfjgfsjf idk :o
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SerenaSerenadex3
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P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way Sydney. Get it right girl.
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collar
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atleast you know shes a dumb ass....