By Anonymous - 09/11/2009 04:13 - United States

Today, I told the woman that I've had a crush on for some time how I felt. She laughed so hard that water sprayed from her nose and hit me in the face. FML
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DoNuTizPrOnuT 0
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bitch, show her the backhand

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cerebellum_fml 0

Her losing fluids for you is a good thing buddy. Its a wonderful thing.

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arcades_fire 0
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Ouch. Sorry man.

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Xero3g 5
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You poor bastard. This is why you should never fall in love.

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Reyo 2

Ladies: The next time you find yourself asking why men can't be more romantic; remember this FML.

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spiffles 0

So according to #35, all women are like this insensitive bitches who have poor control of their spew.

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AsAlwaysAndrew 0
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I love you for saying that. Loll.

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Reyo 2

Spiffles, yes. Exactly what you said. I'm not even kidding. (at least 90% of the time, women will start to freak out once you start emoting.)

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DoNuTizPrOnuT 0
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bitch, show her the backhand

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cerebellum_fml 0

Her losing fluids for you is a good thing buddy. Its a wonderful thing.

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BeeSkwaird 0
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Uhh... I don't think that was water....

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radooh 0
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other fish in the sea, etc. etc.

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jchansfan 0

I love how you got rejected with a total turn off.

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DynamicDave 11
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This was not an FML until the water hit you in the face lmao.

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Mx_Rider 6

ah nothing like internal juices from a girl spraying you in the face. well op next time wear a face shield or some goggles.. totally kiddin

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StaticDown 0
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Damn, that sucks! Well there are plenty of other fish in the sea that deserve your time of day! Don't let one clownfish let you down! :P I'm sure there's someone that would love to be with you, just get over her.

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Flutist 3

Apparently there are other fish in the lake that his crush just created.

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Mx_Rider 6

^ u left out nemo. p sherman walabi ? jfjgfsjf idk :o

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SerenaSerenadex3 13

P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way Sydney. Get it right girl.

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collar 0
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atleast you know shes a dumb ass....

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