Love: Today, I told the woman that I've had a crush on for some time...

By Anonymous - 09/11/2009 04:13 - United States

Today, I told the woman that I've had a crush on for some time how I felt. She laughed so hard that water sprayed from her nose and hit me in the face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 535

You deserved it 2 897

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DoNuTizPrOnuT 0

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Monday 9 November 2009 9:56

bitch, show her the backhand

cerebellum_fml 0

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Monday 9 November 2009 10:08

Her losing fluids for you is a good thing buddy. Its a wonderful thing.

arcades_fire 0

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Monday 9 November 2009 9:56

Ouch. Sorry man.

Xero3g 5

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Monday 9 November 2009 19:49

You poor bastard. This is why you should never fall in love.

Reyo 2

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Monday 9 November 2009 20:20

Ladies: The next time you find yourself asking why men can't be more romantic; remember this FML.

spiffles 0

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Monday 9 November 2009 20:43

So according to #35, all women are like this insensitive bitches who have poor control of their spew.

AsAlwaysAndrew 0

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Monday 9 November 2009 20:47

I love you for saying that. Loll.

Reyo 2

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Tuesday 10 November 2009 1:37

Spiffles, yes. Exactly what you said. I'm not even kidding. (at least 90% of the time, women will start to freak out once you start emoting.)

DoNuTizPrOnuT 0

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Monday 9 November 2009 9:56

bitch, show her the backhand

cerebellum_fml 0

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Monday 9 November 2009 10:08

Her losing fluids for you is a good thing buddy. Its a wonderful thing.

BeeSkwaird 0

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Monday 9 November 2009 14:22

Uhh... I don't think that was water....

radooh 0

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Monday 9 November 2009 10:24

other fish in the sea, etc. etc.

jchansfan 0

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Monday 9 November 2009 10:29

I love how you got rejected with a total turn off.

DynamicDave 11

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Monday 9 November 2009 10:54

This was not an FML until the water hit you in the face lmao.

Mx_Rider 6

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Monday 9 November 2009 11:06

ah nothing like internal juices from a girl spraying you in the face. well op next time wear a face shield or some goggles.. totally kiddin

StaticDown 0

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Monday 9 November 2009 11:09

Damn, that sucks! Well there are plenty of other fish in the sea that deserve your time of day! Don't let one clownfish let you down! :P I'm sure there's someone that would love to be with you, just get over her.