By Anonymous - 09/11/2009 04:13 - United States

Today, I told the woman that I've had a crush on for some time how I felt. She laughed so hard that water sprayed from her nose and hit me in the face. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 603
You deserved it 2 916

Same thing different taste

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cerebellum_fml 0

Her losing fluids for you is a good thing buddy. Its a wonderful thing.

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You poor bastard. This is why you should never fall in love.

Reyo 2

Ladies: The next time you find yourself asking why men can't be more romantic; remember this FML.

spiffles 0

So according to #35, all women are like this insensitive bitches who have poor control of their spew.

Reyo 2

Spiffles, yes. Exactly what you said. I'm not even kidding. (at least 90% of the time, women will start to freak out once you start emoting.)

cerebellum_fml 0

Her losing fluids for you is a good thing buddy. Its a wonderful thing.

Uhh... I don't think that was water....

jchansfan 0

I love how you got rejected with a total turn off.

This was not an FML until the water hit you in the face lmao.

Mx_Rider 6

ah nothing like internal juices from a girl spraying you in the face. well op next time wear a face shield or some goggles.. totally kiddin

Damn, that sucks! Well there are plenty of other fish in the sea that deserve your time of day! Don't let one clownfish let you down! :P I'm sure there's someone that would love to be with you, just get over her.

Flutist 3

Apparently there are other fish in the lake that his crush just created.

Mx_Rider 6

^ u left out nemo. p sherman walabi ? jfjgfsjf idk :o

SerenaSerenadex3 13

P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way Sydney. Get it right girl.

atleast you know shes a dumb ass....