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By You're Not a Wizard - 30/06/2016 12:29

Today, I earned the nickname of "Harry Potter" for all the wrong reasons. I got locked in a storage cupboard for most of my shift, and couldn't get out. FML

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By Anonymous Unknown - 15/02/2022 02:00

Today, I got locked inside the entrance area of a Walmart. I had to get an employee to get me out. FML

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By knepmj - 16/03/2016 09:44 - United States

Today, I got locked inside my apartment due to the locking mechanism being stuck, so I had to call off work. They refused to believe me, and insisted that I be in on time or else there would be disciplinary actions taken. Maintenance wasn't available till 3 hours into my shift. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2023 22:00 - Canada

Today, I went to the gym and got locked in the locker room. I had to call the gym's phone number to get them to come let me out, after being in there for half an hour. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2010 09:10 - Australia

Today, I was on a job trial at the local pet shop and, naturally, was doing all the disgusting jobs. As I was cleaning the kittens' litter in the cat enclosure, someone thought it would be funny to lock me in there. I sat in a giant cage in the middle of the store with people laughing at me. FML

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By anonymous - 02/07/2013 21:08 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I got shut in the walk-in freezer at work. I started banging on the door. My boss wouldn't come and open it because she didn't "play games". She thought I was kidding. FML

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By stinkyhair - 19/12/2011 17:48 - United States

Today, thanks to some asshole with a padlock, I got trapped in porta potty for over an hour. FML

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By joser6969 - 29/10/2011 14:07 - United States

Today, I locked myself out of my own shop. And I'm a locksmith. FML

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By Tee - 26/03/2010 08:48 - France

Today, I got locked inside my office again by my co-workers because they had forgotten I was still around when they left. This happens 1 or 2 times a week. FML

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By ihasnoafroanymore - 10/06/2019 12:05

Today, I was working at my job at a McDonald's. I was on my break, so I went to use the restroom. When I finished, I tried to open the door, but the lock broke. I was stuck in the basement bathroom for 20 minutes. FML

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By beachbumb8538 - 15/07/2011 17:01 - United States

Today, I had to do a "damage report" on myself after going to the midnight premiere of Harry Potter. As I was waiting for the previews, a 20 year old man dressed as a house elf tackled and wrestled me for my seat. FML

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Saturday 20 August 2016 15:02

Why didn't you use Alohomora?

Tripartita 44

Saturday 20 August 2016 15:10

"I guess that explains why I can understand you; I must be a parseltongue!"

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Lalala579121 27

Saturday 20 August 2016 15:02

Why didn't you use Alohomora?

katachristic 19

Saturday 20 August 2016 23:26

because he's not a wizard. obviously.

xSLEEPYxHEADx 22

Monday 22 August 2016 8:04

#23, no one asked your opinion, you filthy little muggle!

ruudseriesx 25

Saturday 20 August 2016 15:06

Did you at least get paid for your shift?

Tripartita 44

Saturday 20 August 2016 15:10

"I guess that explains why I can understand you; I must be a parseltongue!"

Tripartita 44

Saturday 20 August 2016 16:21

*Parselmouth, dude. I'm disappointed in you. Wait…

sirrubberduckie 35

Saturday 20 August 2016 16:32

I just see a bunch of "sssssssss" and "hhhhhhhhhh." Can anyone read what he wrote?

tbrill 15

Saturday 20 August 2016 19:50

Unfortunately, Google translate is still in its development stage for parseltongue. . and even then who knows how accurate that'll be. //sighs

Tripartita 44

Sunday 21 August 2016 2:28

Mudbloods… mudbloods all over my replies…

DukeTyler 10

Saturday 20 August 2016 15:16

I would take being called Harry Potter as a compliment.

band_geek 18

Saturday 20 August 2016 15:33

In my personal opinion, that's for the best reason I've ever heard. But that's just me speaking as a big Harry Potter fan and naming myself after a Harry Potter character when having gotten my naturalized citizenship just so I would have a reason to be called after a Harry Potter character.