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Why didn't you use Alohomora?
Did you at least get paid for your shift?
"I guess that explains why I can understand you; I must be a parseltongue!"
*Parselmouth, dude. I'm disappointed in you. Wait…
I just see a bunch of "sssssssss" and "hhhhhhhhhh." Can anyone read what he wrote?
Mudbloods… mudbloods all over my replies…
I would take being called Harry Potter as a compliment.
In my personal opinion, that's for the best reason I've ever heard. But that's just me speaking as a big Harry Potter fan and naming myself after a Harry Potter character when having gotten my naturalized citizenship just so I would have a reason to be called after a Harry Potter character.
Did you wave your wand a little while you were in there?
Graham Montague would be a better nickname for this situation
Well it would, Montague got shoved into a broken vanishing cabinet by the twins. Was stuck for a day, until he apparated out.
Yeah but he apparated into a toilet and got stuck hahahaha
I'd sacrifice being in a cupboard a little while if I could forever be called Harry Potter
Still counts.
Sounds more like Indian in the cupboard...Did you shrink in size and fight plastic army men
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Why didn't you use Alohomora?
"I guess that explains why I can understand you; I must be a parseltongue!"