Miscellaneous: Today, I found out there's a Harry Potter club at my school.... - FML

By harrypottermuch - 26/11/2009 11:50 - Canada

Today, I found out there's a Harry Potter club at my school. My boyfriend is in it. FML

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badumdum 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 16:10

I see no problem with this

banger12 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 16:11

F his life for having a shallow girl friend that cannot accept his interests.

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badumdum 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 16:10

I see no problem with this

The_Pleb 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 16:13

Dammit I was never good enough to join the Harry potter club at my school.... :( FML

penizulaface 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 16:41

Exactly. What the ****? how is this a negative thing? ... this would kinda turn me on. infact, send me his number. ill be happy to fly on his broomstick. *bu dum bum pshhh*

TheLadleQueen 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 16:58

There're worse clubs he could join. Harry Potter is freaking awesome, deal with it.

banger12 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 16:11

F his life for having a shallow girl friend that cannot accept his interests.

Meggehx 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 16:11

yeah, this is more of a YLIA

Kylias 6

Thursday 26 November 2009 16:12

I'm jealous. :'D

j3319 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 16:12

so??

youdontdeserveit_fml 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 16:13

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

AndelleRae 9

Thursday 26 November 2009 16:14

Ehh, I really don't think this is an FML. At least it's a well written, interesting series that's made for both adults and children. Now, if there were a Twilight club and he were a member of it, I'd suggest you look up the term "beard." THAT would be an FML situation.

ch3mistryyg33k 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 16:14

This is NOT an FML.

Ashlile 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 16:14

See, that's just straight-out complaining. Get over yourself.

militarystyx 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 16:15

this isnt a fml, its a WIN

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